KiwiiiiiiiImmoral EternalAre you a bad person? Chances are you probably don’t think you are. But aren’t we all a little bit of an asshole sometimes? Don’t you get…Jun 15Jun 15
KiwiiiiiiiIs Anyone Original?I think, at some point in our lives, we all think. There are many people who think a lot, whose whole job is to think. Think professors…Apr 25Apr 25
KiwiiiiiiiTHE ATHEIST’S GODKarl Marx, one of the many famous angry Germans, once said that religion is the opiate of the masses. You may have heard this quote when…Apr 10Apr 10
KiwiiiiiiiEXISTENCE AS SIMULACRAIf you ever go to Greece, the land of gyros and bankruptcy, you’ll likely be confronted with countless white statues of muscular dudes with…Apr 7Apr 7
KiwiiiiiiiEngagement Bait: The Digital Tragedy of the CommonsMoney, power, fame. The three things all us wayfarers want on the harrowed land coating this whole stinking sphere we’ve rotated on for…Mar 251Mar 251
KiwiiiiiiiShopping Carts and MartyrdomIf you’ve indulged in the unfortunate experience of walking down a city street, usually the result of ennui-stricken drunkenness or going…Mar 14Mar 14
KiwiiiiiiiWhat Makes the World Go Round?They say money makes the world go ‘round. They say many other things too, like “never look a gift horse in the mouth” and “all’s well that…Feb 16Feb 16
KiwiiiiiiiPERSEPHONE AND THE WORKWEEKIt’s Monday once again, and, once again, I find myself listless in the doldrums of the workweek. The weekend, for many, is the only time…Feb 121Feb 121
KiwiiiiiiiThe Importance of Fostering a Healthy Corporate CultureLately, I’ve been on what us hustlers call the “grind,” i.e., I’ve been forced to take a business class this semester and have been feeling…Feb 7Feb 7
KiwiiiiiiiI Love It When ISuffering. The opposite of happiness, which is the one thing we seem to all want. But if you ask someone how to get this base desire, they…Jan 24Jan 24