Irving RuanObituaries of Parties I Attended in My TwentiesParting is such sweet sorrowMar 4, 2020Mar 4, 2020
Irving RuanWelcome to Brain: The Ultimate Escape RoomThank you for purchasing a ticket to Brain: The Ultimate Escape Room. Unlike traditional escape rooms, Brain will force you to confront…Nov 14, 2018Nov 14, 2018
Irving RuanCAPTCHAs To Prove You Live In San FranciscoRearrange the following letters into the correct word: o m k b u h c aApr 26, 20181Apr 26, 20181
Irving RuanI Just Returned From a 7-Day Meditation Retreat, So Bow Before Me, Your One True GodIn light of meditation’s growing popularity, I decided to take a 7-day retreat to escape my upper-class life.Apr 9, 20184Apr 9, 20184
Irving RuanThe Morning Routines of San Francisco’s Ultra-Average“My mornings are sacred to me. And by that, I mean praying to my Series A Investors.”Jan 31, 201811Jan 31, 201811
Irving RuanIntroducing Marvel’s Newest Avenger: Instagram-ManNeither lethal nor inviting, Instagram-Man possesses the power of politely asking superheroes to pause for a group photo.Jan 31, 20181Jan 31, 20181
Irving RuanWho Said It: Literary Agent or Professional Pimp“You can’t satisfy everyone.”Jan 22, 20181Jan 22, 20181
Irving RuanI Left My Heart in San Francisco, Along With My Rock Climbing Membership and Two TeslasScores of people have abandoned San Francisco due to rising rent prices. But not me. I left so I can spend more money in New York.Jan 16, 20189Jan 16, 20189
Irving RuanAs A Dog, I’m Sick and Tired of Being Introduced As a RescueI’m sick and tired of always being introduced as a rescue. I have a name, and it’s Kip Kipington. Woof.Jan 2, 20182Jan 2, 20182
Irving RuanAdam and Eve Go to Couples TherapyEVE: Sorry we’re late, Adam was busy naming a new species again.Nov 27, 20171Nov 27, 20171