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Obituaries of Parties I Attended in My Twenties

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Mar 4, 2020

Obituaries of Parties I Attended in My Twenties

Mar 4, 2020

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Welcome to Brain: The Ultimate Escape Room

Thank you for purchasing a ticket to Brain: The Ultimate Escape Room. Unlike traditional escape rooms, Brain will force you to confront…

Nov 14, 2018

Welcome to Brain: The Ultimate Escape Room

Nov 14, 2018

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CAPTCHAs To Prove You Live In San Francisco

Rearrange the following letters into the correct word: o m k b u h c a

Apr 26, 2018

CAPTCHAs To Prove You Live In San Francisco

Apr 26, 2018

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I Just Returned From a 7-Day Meditation Retreat, So Bow Before Me, Your One True God

In light of meditation’s growing popularity, I decided to take a 7-day retreat to escape my upper-class life.

Apr 9, 2018

I Just Returned From a 7-Day Meditation Retreat, So Bow Before Me, Your One True God

Apr 9, 2018

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The Morning Routines of San Francisco’s Ultra-Average

“My mornings are sacred to me. And by that, I mean praying to my Series A Investors.”

Jan 31, 2018

The Morning Routines of San Francisco’s Ultra-Average

Jan 31, 2018

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Introducing Marvel’s Newest Avenger: Instagram-Man

Neither lethal nor inviting, Instagram-Man possesses the power of politely asking superheroes to pause for a group photo.

Jan 31, 2018

Introducing Marvel’s Newest Avenger: Instagram-Man

Jan 31, 2018

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Who Said It: Literary Agent or Professional Pimp

“You can’t satisfy everyone.”

Jan 22, 2018

Who Said It: Literary Agent or Professional Pimp

Jan 22, 2018

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I Left My Heart in San Francisco, Along With My Rock Climbing Membership and Two Teslas

Scores of people have abandoned San Francisco due to rising rent prices. But not me. I left so I can spend more money in New York.

Jan 16, 2018

I Left My Heart in San Francisco, Along With My Rock Climbing Membership and Two Teslas

Jan 16, 2018

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As A Dog, I’m Sick and Tired of Being Introduced As a Rescue

I’m sick and tired of always being introduced as a rescue. I have a name, and it’s Kip Kipington. Woof.

Jan 2, 2018

As A Dog, I’m Sick and Tired of Being Introduced As a Rescue

Jan 2, 2018

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Adam and Eve Go to Couples Therapy

EVE: Sorry we’re late, Adam was busy naming a new species again.

Nov 27, 2017

Adam and Eve Go to Couples Therapy

Nov 27, 2017

Irving Ruan

Irving Ruan

SF-based comedy writer. Words in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Funny Or Die, CollegeHumor, and elsewhere. http://irvingruan.com

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