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Why becoming a Digital Mum is like birthing an unruly child…….

It’s 8:30 on a week day morning and I’m shoveling whole custard doughnuts in my mouth whilst simultaneously trying to take a photo that…

Mar 24, 2018

Why becoming a Digital Mum is like birthing an unruly child…….

Mar 24, 2018

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First time I left home…….

Mum’s just left. I’m sitting on the floor of a sparsely decorated room with high ceilings and wood chip wall paper. I’m looking around me…

Mar 14, 2018

First time I left home…….

Mar 14, 2018

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First concert…….

I never thought I would be putting the words Five star and Tampons into one sentence, but you would be surprised at the lengths you will go…

Mar 7, 2018

First concert…….

Mar 7, 2018

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First car……..

Everything is in slow motion. It’s like a film, we’re suspended in the air for what feels like minutes, but can only be seconds, my hair…

Feb 28, 2018

First car……..

Feb 28, 2018

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First job…….

Mums banging on at me again, she wants me to get a job, this is great in theory and I am not against the idea in the slightest, in fact…

Feb 21, 2018

First job…….

Feb 21, 2018

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First crush…….

I loved it at Brenda’s house. Everything was brown, different shades of brown but brown nonetheless. From the moment you stepped over the…

Feb 14, 2018

First crush…….

Feb 14, 2018

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Perfume….

So the other day I’m rummaging around in my bathroom cabinet when I stumble across a bottle of the Body shops ‘White Musk’ the ubiquitous…

Feb 7, 2018

Perfume….

Feb 7, 2018

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First Drink……….

I’m hanging out with Jacqui. Jacqui’s cool. For a teenager she has very eclectic music taste, I get the love of Bowie but she plays Jethro…

Jan 31, 2018

First Drink……….

Jan 31, 2018

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First Record…….

I was nine when I realised the other kids thought I was weird.

Jan 24, 2018

First Record…….

Jan 24, 2018

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You could’ve told me!

There was a time, long, long ago, when I did attend secondary school. It was a brief flirtation and didn’t take an inordinate amount of…

Jan 10, 2018

You could’ve told me!

Jan 10, 2018

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My name’s Dan, I hope I can make you laugh and feel a little less awkward about those cringe worthy moments you’d rather forget.

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