Jared SeitzWhere are all the Christmas Trees!?“There are no shortcuts,” every successful, law-abiding individual to ever live has said. “Put your nose down, work hard, and you’re going…Apr 29, 2017Apr 29, 2017
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Jared SeitzThey Wished She Was a Goner…“Would the owner of this black-and-white cat kindly get it the **** off my porch?” my wife said in dumbfound frustration last weekend.Sep 17, 2016Sep 17, 2016
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Jared SeitzinBullshit.ISTThe Last Piece Of Pizza Always Costs More.Negotiating A Sale Is More Of A Supervised Brawl For The Last Slice Than Anything Else.Sep 8, 2016Sep 8, 2016