Jeff KinginJane Austen’s WastebasketNo, My Genealogical Hobby Isn’t CreepyI just want the birth and death dates of all your grandparents·3 min read·May 28, 2024--1--1
Jeff KinginSlackjawWhat Goes Through A Car Dealer’s Mind When I Enter A DealershipHe’s really, really trying to do the right thing.·3 min read·Apr 19, 2024----
Jeff KinginJane Austen’s WastebasketHaving Run Out of Cultural Intellectual Property to Mine, Studios Turn Their Gaze ElsewhereThe future of cinema is waiting in the patent office·3 min read·Apr 15, 2024--6--6
Jeff KingSartre Tries to Make Tree Roots a ThingExistentialist novels put the “fun” back in angst-ridden profundity4 min read·Apr 12, 2024----
Jeff KingLink to: “Disney Exec: It’s Time We Put Our Talented Former Child Actors to Work Really Leveraging…In which an enthusiastic Disney executive dreamcasts classic old movies with some fresh-faced talent.1 min read·Apr 3, 2024----
Jeff KinginMuddyUmA Defense of Madame Web From the Inventor of the Web, Sir Tim Berners-LeeAn open letter to all the haters·4 min read·Mar 26, 2024--1--1
Jeff KingLink to: “Into the Mist”In which we encounter Professor Tristan Moreland and his troubling fascination with the Fair Folk.1 min read·Mar 16, 2024----
Jeff KingLink to: “Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not…In which we discover the real reason Reign of Fire has such a low Rotten Tomatoes score.1 min read·Mar 7, 2024----
Jeff KingLink to: “Suggestions for Rebooting the Marvel Cinematic Universe from Farmer, Essayist, and Poet…In which we discover some of the mad farmer’s recommendations for improving the MCU.1 min read·Mar 4, 2024----
Jeff KinginMuddyUmMove Over, Deepak Chopra: The Self-Help We Need is Google SheetsYou’ve been looking for a formula for happiness — well, look no further·4 min read·Mar 2, 2024--3--3