Jessica MulderThe (Unintentional) Goldfish Slaughter of 1992Look, I know the title sounds bad, but don’t judge me about the goldfish because you haven’t heard the full story.Aug 15, 2022Aug 15, 2022
Jessica MulderBelated Review: Why Black Snake Moan is the Worst (Lost Draft from 2014)Whenever I really want to just turn my brain off and relax, I participate in something I like to call Masochism Movie Marathon, which…Jul 23, 2021Jul 23, 2021
Jessica MulderDear Thieving LandlordHow to Get Your Money Back Against All OddsApr 27, 2016Apr 27, 2016
Jessica MulderHow to Fail at AirportsI was at the airport enjoying a pumpkin beer while waiting for my flight. It was time to board so I headed to the gate. As I made my way…Apr 27, 2016Apr 27, 2016
Jessica MulderDear Massage TherapistsTo preface, I have neck/back problems. My muscles think it’s cool to tense up to the point of nausea, throbbing, and pretty much causing me…Feb 28, 2016Feb 28, 2016
Jessica MulderThe Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done (Hopefully)We’ve all done things we aren’t proud of. You usually feel better about these things over time, but some just haunt you forever. The way…Feb 25, 2016Feb 25, 2016
Jessica MulderWhy You Should Read (and Follow) InstructionsTribulations of a Caffeine OverdoseFeb 25, 2016Feb 25, 2016
Jessica MulderI Wanted to be an ArchitectWhen I was little I wanted to be an Architect. Let me rephrase that, when I was little, my Dad wanted me to be an Architect. I wanted to be…Feb 25, 2016Feb 25, 2016
Jessica MulderHeartless Kennel TechnicianI figured out quickly that I would never become Veterinarian…for many reasons. Number one being that people wouldn’t just be bringing their…Feb 25, 2016Feb 25, 2016
