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The Belladonna Comedy

Dispatches from the Trash Island Floating Somewhere on the Pacific

Sent Smithers away to find provisions, he returned with wrappers for licking. I think we’ll eat him first.

Oct 18, 2022

Dispatches from the Trash Island Floating Somewhere on the Pacific

Oct 18, 2022

Jessica Taylor Price

12 times “Be Best” brought out the best in the American people

A little boy is up at bat. He swings and misses, then pauses to remember his trust fund, and his father’s last words to him before boarding…

May 8, 2018

12 times “Be Best” brought out the best in the American people

May 8, 2018

Jessica Taylor Price
in
The Haven

Thick

By Shelley Philerstein

Oct 20, 2017

Thick

Oct 20, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price

“Covfefe”: An Acrostic Poem by Donald J. Trump

White House Enrichment Program

May 31, 2017

May 31, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price

It’s Never Too Early for Plastic Surgery, and Other Essential Pieces of Advice for New Mothers

Q: Dear Beatrice, I take my baby on walks every morning before our scheduled mommy and me wine tasting class, but nobody stops to…

Mar 22, 2017

It’s Never Too Early for Plastic Surgery, and Other Essential Pieces of Advice for New Mothers

Mar 22, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price

New Fashion Trends to Further Limit the Mobility of the Modern Woman

Perpetually wet nail polish

Mar 12, 2017

Mar 12, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I Was Trapped in a Dress in a JC Penney Fitting Room for Days

It was stuck, and I couldn’t see.

Mar 10, 2017

I Was Trapped in a Dress in a JC Penney Fitting Room for Days

Mar 10, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price

THREATS AGAINST AMERICA

From the desk of Donald J. Trump Updated Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Mar 1, 2017

THREATS AGAINST AMERICA

Mar 1, 2017

Jessica Taylor Price

Jessica Taylor Price

Writer and hamster enthusiast. Contributor to @thegymterdotnet & @thisisrobotbutt. Creator of http://CoinsComics.com.

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