Jessica Taylor PriceinThe Belladonna ComedyDispatches from the Trash Island Floating Somewhere on the PacificSent Smithers away to find provisions, he returned with wrappers for licking. I think we’ll eat him first.Oct 18, 2022Oct 18, 2022
Jessica Taylor Price12 times “Be Best” brought out the best in the American peopleA little boy is up at bat. He swings and misses, then pauses to remember his trust fund, and his father’s last words to him before boarding…May 8, 2018May 8, 2018
Jessica Taylor Price“Covfefe”: An Acrostic Poem by Donald J. TrumpWhite House Enrichment ProgramMay 31, 2017May 31, 2017
Jessica Taylor PriceIt’s Never Too Early for Plastic Surgery, and Other Essential Pieces of Advice for New MothersQ: Dear Beatrice, I take my baby on walks every morning before our scheduled mommy and me wine tasting class, but nobody stops to…Mar 22, 2017Mar 22, 2017
Jessica Taylor PriceNew Fashion Trends to Further Limit the Mobility of the Modern WomanPerpetually wet nail polishMar 12, 2017Mar 12, 2017
Jessica Taylor PriceinThe Belladonna ComedyI Was Trapped in a Dress in a JC Penney Fitting Room for DaysIt was stuck, and I couldn’t see.Mar 10, 20171Mar 10, 20171
Jessica Taylor PriceTHREATS AGAINST AMERICAFrom the desk of Donald J. Trump Updated Wednesday, March 1, 2017Mar 1, 2017Mar 1, 2017