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What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold
What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold
More great health and wellness tips from Christine — UPDATED FOR 2024!!!
Christine Stevens
Dec 8
Citizen Kane Christmas
Citizen Kane Christmas
Best wishes for a rocking yule, from Xanadu to you!
Spyder Darling
Dec 8
The Brief History of My Menstruation Cycle
The Brief History of My Menstruation Cycle
The unpredictability is similar to a toxic spouse.
Seema Virani Kholiya.
Dec 8
A Letter From Santa
A Letter From Santa
Is it .org, or .com?
J. Salvatore Domino
Dec 8
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Four
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Four
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 8
Gandhi, Jimmy Carter, Pope Paul II — taylor swift?
Gandhi, Jimmy Carter, Pope Paul II — taylor swift?
I’m sure you know by now Taylor Swift got Time Magizine’s Person of the Year Award for 2023
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 8
Cat’s Annual Review of the Christmas Tree
Cat’s Annual Review of the Christmas Tree
I have received this tree for free from you in exchange for an honest review.
Chelsea Resnick
Dec 8
Recycled Slogans
Recycled Slogans
The New Frontier in Advertising
Allen R Smith
Dec 7
I Found Poop Smeared All Over The Bathroom Walls At Work
I Found Poop Smeared All Over The Bathroom Walls At Work
And other scary customer service stories I wish I could forget!
Ivana Klara
Dec 7
Born A Billionaire And Beautiful
Born A Billionaire And Beautiful
These seven heiresses are not only gorgeous, they never have to work a day in their life! Let’s look at them together!
Simon Black
Dec 7
A Bit Naked…in Paris
A Bit Naked…in Paris
Is this French or is this weird?
Laurie b. Frankel
Dec 7
A Christmas Acronym
A Christmas Acronym
It’s the crap happiest time of the year!
Spyder Darling
Dec 7
How Do You Know If Your Wife Is Cheating?
How Do You Know If Your Wife Is Cheating?
The oldest question in the world
Smillew Rahcuef
Dec 7
10 Equally Terrible Alternate Titles For Patrick Stewart’s 2023 Memoir, “Making it So.”
10 Equally Terrible Alternate Titles For Patrick Stewart’s 2023 Memoir, “Making it So.”
1). “Why Yes, I Am Also That Guy In The Wheelchair.” 2). “Continuum-ning the Continuum.” 3). “Actually, I Am Shakespearean Trained.” 4)…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
Dec 7
Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
What medical problems concerned you most this year.
Ryan Redmond
Dec 7
How to Weather The Challenges of Christmas When Your TV Remote Goes Missing
How to Weather The Challenges of Christmas When Your TV Remote Goes Missing
People will advise you to focus on things that matter rather than stressing at Christmas. I have some additional advice.
Bebe Nicholson
Dec 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Three
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Three
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 7
Winning the Lottery Has Derailed My Personal Growth
Winning the Lottery Has Derailed My Personal Growth
Mourning the self made man that might have been
Stuart Grant
Dec 7
Literary Magazine or Dominatrix?
Literary Magazine or Dominatrix?
You Will Submit
Mike Range
Dec 7
I Can Guess What Region You Come From
I Can Guess What Region You Come From
And also your weight and your favorite sex position. Take my quiz. See if I’m right.
Christine Stevens
Dec 7
Will She Fall in Love With Me Because of My Mother?
Will She Fall in Love With Me Because of My Mother?
She was quite sophisticated, I wanted to impress her but I thought I needed help
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 6
Scientists: How The Illusion Of Self Is Formed
Scientists: How The Illusion Of Self Is Formed
The answer is stinkier than you thought it was!
Clem Samson
Dec 6
Has Trump Finally Lost It? Has His Anger Taken Total Control?
Has Trump Finally Lost It? Has His Anger Taken Total Control?
Two questions to ponder — and one person who doesn’t mind a bit
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 6
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 6
Political Couch Potatoes, Rise Up! Now-ish!
Political Couch Potatoes, Rise Up! Now-ish!
A call to action from the founder of the halfhearted protest group, ‘LET’S MARCH WHEN THE WEATHER GETS NICE’
Allan Ishac
Dec 6
Why Isn’t There July In Christmas?
Why Isn’t There July In Christmas?
Some Warm Weather Would Be Nice About Now.
David Volk
Dec 6
Late night ramblings
Late night ramblings
It doesn't always have to be Shakespeare
MaxwellGeorge
Dec 6
Pre-Workout Supplement Tested on Unstable Asshole Proves to Be Huge Success
Pre-Workout Supplement Tested on Unstable Asshole Proves to Be Huge Success
Wisconsin. Sources confirmed last week that a new muscle building supplement called BarBarik was recently tested and found to be a huge…
Wesley Jansen
Dec 6
Medium Is Not Your Friend But Will Send You Puppies
Medium Is Not Your Friend But Will Send You Puppies
No money, just puppies
Lora J. Satirica
Dec 6
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-One
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-One
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 6
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