The Haven

The hoarding is all about your delusion of self

The real God, not the fake one

What do you mean your boyfriend’s pecker doesn’t have a nickname? That’s just sad!

Instagram Lied to You, No Surprise!

The thought of spicy bubbles in my chalice intrigues me.

“Aftershocks & Sequins” will blow up the world. Literally.

It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer to have less nada than the others.

What I’ve learned, through mistrial by fire, from age 3 to 63

The masses are asinine — I’m all for California Forever

You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxcity. However what is toxic masculinity?

Bill Maher — the well-known comedian, influential political commentator, and veteran playboy who became deeply concerned about ageism the…

And continue to be loved by friends and neighbors.

I know you’re not a Senator

That’s right, the dog.

Because there truly is no limit to the inanity. No limit!

Sexual fetishism among the police

Learning new techniques

Take my Rick James-inspired quiz

But she’s a tart with a heart.

Time and Rod Serling wait for no one

The new sexual “bases” updated for the sex-positive, girl-power, post-MeToo era

TOPEKA, KANSAS — Local graphic artist Samantha Trouppe, who specializes in album covers and band logos, was recently fired for designing a…

If you just listened to your member you would be so much happier

Revenge is best served hot — by a smokin’ new bootie.

The following is an excerpt from Greg Schwem’s latest book, Turning Gut Punches into Punch Lines: A Comedian’s Journey Through Cancer…

When you know what you got to do, but you don’t do it

Spoiler alert: I liked the 25 year old sex better. Hells yeah.

All 25 year-olds will be Y2K babies in 2025.

These expensive glasses might just save you a whole lotta grief