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Kamala Pushes Radical Communist Agenda At DNC
Kamala Pushes Radical Communist Agenda At DNC
“Workers of the world unite!”
Brian Theobald
Aug 23
Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!! Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!!
Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!! Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!!
The best lines from the DNC, and more unhinged ranting from a man who can’t get his crowd size up.
Ross Rosenfeld
Aug 23
No, I Won’t “Write You on WhatsApp,” Ms Artful Dodger Spammer in the Comments
No, I Won’t “Write You on WhatsApp,” Ms Artful Dodger Spammer in the Comments
But nice try — humour and a warning to our wonderful community in one piece. I must be feeling public spirited today
Mike Hickman
Aug 23
Code Words To Surmise You’re Talking To My Clone, And Not Me
Code Words To Surmise You’re Talking To My Clone, And Not Me
No complaints, really!
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 23
It’s Time For the Harris/Walz Campaign to Go To The Dogs
It’s Time For the Harris/Walz Campaign to Go To The Dogs
It would be music to our country’s ears
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 23
Expressing Your Road Rage When You’re Too Scared To Honk The Horn
Expressing Your Road Rage When You’re Too Scared To Honk The Horn
For many of us, conflict can be scary. Nobody wants to write a difficult email or confront their roommate about her live-in boyfriend who…
Mara Macduff
Aug 23
BIG NEWS- COMPUTER EXPERTS REVEAL THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY AN AI GENERATED FAKE!
The ruse lasted so long it’s unbelievable, just as the revealed truth is equally unbelievable, and equally true. Computer experts have…
Roger Freed
Aug 23
I Am Sam, The Kitty Who Ran Away 11 Years Ago
I Am Sam, The Kitty Who Ran Away 11 Years Ago
Here’s the real reason I left that cat lady.
Christine Stevens
Aug 22
Sensations
Sensations
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain
Maliha Noushin
Aug 22
It’s Time To Censor Well-Known Perv Edward Lear!
It’s Time To Censor Well-Known Perv Edward Lear!
I’m not easily offended by offensive things, you could count on your hands and maybe a calculator the number of arguments I’ve had about…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Aug 22
LA28: 3 New Sports You Can’t Miss
LA28: 3 New Sports You Can’t Miss
Why the Los Angeles Summer Olympics will break all records
L.B. Lewis
Aug 22
Trump Unveils New Strategy to Regain Momentum
Trump Unveils New Strategy to Regain Momentum
Hint: It Involves Tic Tacs
Eric Milch
Aug 22
The Benefits of Having an Abortion Clinic on Every Block
The Benefits of Having an Abortion Clinic on Every Block
Vote! For! Kamala! If! You! Love! LOVE! LOOOOVE! Abortions!
Rachel Marsh
Aug 21
Malcolm’s Online Aubergine
Malcolm’s Online Aubergine
Ah, the life-enhancing opportunities of the 21st century internet
Mike Hickman
Aug 21
A Visit To A Modern American Library
A Visit To A Modern American Library
Welcome, dear readers, to our interview with a real live Modern (notice this is written with a large ‘M’ to emphasize the modern that so…
Roger Freed
Aug 21
Unable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth Graders
Unable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth Graders
INT: SCHOOL CLASSROOM
Rich Taylor
Aug 21
Project 2025 Was Almost Named Something Else
Project 2025 Was Almost Named Something Else
Top Alternative Names The Heritage Foundation Considered Before Coming Up With This Winner.
David Volk
Aug 21
My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”
My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”
My doctor gets antisemitic greetings, inaccurate symptoms
John Corten
Aug 21
What The Queen Really Thought About Trump: Revealing Insights
What The Queen Really Thought About Trump: Revealing Insights
“We were not amused!”
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 21
I Can’t Remember Your Birthday
I Can’t Remember Your Birthday
And I won’t remember if you told me.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 21
A Bad Deed Gets Rewarded
A Bad Deed Gets Rewarded
My mother’s eyes shot darts at me but I continued to compliment her friend
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 20
How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
The secret to making him love you is very high frequency
Christine Stevens
Aug 20
Things You Can Say To Boost My Confidence While Rock Climbing
Things You Can Say To Boost My Confidence While Rock Climbing
If you’re reading this, it’s because I’m stuck and you caught this laminated card that I threw down at you.
r.j. kushner
Aug 20
The funny part about gym workout
The funny part about gym workout
The gym is a seductive place.
Pushpender Yadav
Aug 20
No, The United States Was Not Intended To Be A Christian Nation!
No, The United States Was Not Intended To Be A Christian Nation!
It Was Intended Not To Be A Christian Nation!
Eric Milch
Aug 20
The Democratic National Convention To Feature Satan as Keynote Speaker
The Democratic National Convention To Feature Satan as Keynote Speaker
The DNC kicks off tonight with the Prince of Darkness to follow Dr. Jill Biden.
Joe Bee
Aug 20
Anderson Cooper 360⁰ Exclusive: Noted Blogger Christine Stevens Has Not Posted in 48 Consecutive…
Anderson Cooper 360⁰ Exclusive: Noted Blogger Christine Stevens Has Not Posted in 48 Consecutive…
America in shock. Parents distraught. Russia implicated.
Mark Ifanson
Aug 20
I Got Your Back
I Got Your Back
And your front side too
Spyder Darling
Aug 20
There May Be a Hiccup Coming to The Harris-Walz Relationship
There May Be a Hiccup Coming to The Harris-Walz Relationship
Harris is against it, but Walz really wants to give it a try
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 20
You, Too, Can Now Break Dance At The Olympics
You, Too, Can Now Break Dance At The Olympics
One size fits all!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Aug 20
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