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Overrun Japanese Town Moving Mountain to Block Tourist Photos of Mount Fuji
Overrun Japanese Town Moving Mountain to Block Tourist Photos of Mount Fuji
No. They are NOT moving Mount Fuji. That is a misreporting of what’s going on in this sweet little town.
Christine Stevens
Apr 27
Positive Polish Jokes
Positive Polish Jokes
Another look back at humor from the Cold War
Glenn M Stewart
Apr 27
Roger Wallop Would Rather You Waited Until the Pain Subsides Before Sending the Flowers
Roger Wallop Would Rather You Waited Until the Pain Subsides Before Sending the Flowers
In the middle of “Aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhh!” very possibly isn’t it
Mike Hickman
Apr 27
Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan
Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan
Narrated by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini
Allen R Smith
Apr 27
Scientists: Your Self Is A Superstition
Scientists: Your Self Is A Superstition
No more real than a leprechaun or a unicorn — call off the search!
Clem Samson
Apr 26
The Trumpian Prayer
The Trumpian Prayer
Verses For Deliverance From Silly Bouffants And Rancid Babble.
Quentin Plume
Apr 26
Are You Kissing Wrong?
Are You Kissing Wrong?
The secret to kissing is not what you think it is. It’s something else.
Christine's Adventures
Apr 26
Sibling Rivalry: A Game For All The Family [Hermit-crab fiction]
Sibling Rivalry: A Game For All The Family [Hermit-crab fiction]
A game for 2–6 players (No it’s not) Yes it is) (That’s not fair, you always take her side)
dan brotzel
Apr 26
What Is Correct English In The 21st Century?
What Is Correct English In The 21st Century?
English has changed dramatically since it’s inception.
Michael Trigg
Apr 26
Scientists: How To Have A Braingasm
Scientists: How To Have A Braingasm
Empty your head by filling it with ecstatic pleasure
Clem Samson
Apr 25
I Had The Time Of My Life Realizing Dirty Dancing Is A Sci-Fi Movie
I Had The Time Of My Life Realizing Dirty Dancing Is A Sci-Fi Movie
How does Johnny know this futuristic song at the final dance?
Dan Dore
Apr 25
A True Calamity
A True Calamity
Say it ain’t so… no more PEETS!
Jill Ebstein
Apr 25
The Incident of the Exploding Cherry Tomato
The Incident of the Exploding Cherry Tomato
Or why sliced tomatoes are now my salad garnish of choice
Deborah Barchi
Apr 25
Yes, For The Love Of God, Unsubscribe Me From Your List
Yes, For The Love Of God, Unsubscribe Me From Your List
I’ll happily tell you why
Maria Garcia
Apr 25
Top Reasons People Say Trump Smells So Bad
Top Reasons People Say Trump Smells So Bad
Smelly Trump, Smelly Trump, What Are They Feeding You? (With Apologies to Phoebe Buffay)
David Volk
Apr 25
I am an Open-Minded Conservative
I am an Open-Minded Conservative
And you should be more understanding of my intolerance.
Ross Rosenfeld
Apr 25
A Copywriter, an AI Prompt Specialist, and an Illustrator Walk Into a Bar
A Copywriter, an AI Prompt Specialist, and an Illustrator Walk Into a Bar
The truth is often spoken in jest
Mark Armstrong
Apr 25
Coach Finstock From Teen Wolf 1985 is the Greatest Philosopher in Cinematic History
“Kids can learn a lot from losing too”
Patrick Metzger
Apr 25
Who Is My Neighbour? [Hermit-crab fiction]
Who Is My Neighbour? [Hermit-crab fiction]
‘Can anyone recommend an exorcist?’
dan brotzel
Apr 25
Style & Substance (Part 4)
Style & Substance (Part 4)
1st Person: It’s part 3.
Fatchecker
Apr 25
The Hairbrainedness of Writing.
The Hairbrainedness of Writing.
And why we need to keep it so.
Robert Cormack
Apr 25
How To Flirt
How To Flirt
One of the few things I am any good at.
Christine's Adventures
Apr 24
Donald Trump Planted Fake News Stories To Attack His Opponents
Donald Trump Planted Fake News Stories To Attack His Opponents
Then he began crying fake news as a response to any criticism
Christine Stevens
Apr 24
Make America Grift Again
Make America Grift Again
Drumpf makes GOP candidates his new cash crop
Phillip T Stephens
Apr 24
Only One in A Thousand People Can Solve This Brain Teaser
Only One in A Thousand People Can Solve This Brain Teaser
Some people can stare at it for hours and hours and never get anywhere.
Christine Stevens
Apr 24
Thursday Sermon
Thursday Sermon
Scientists: How To Evacuate The Bowels In Your Brain
Clem Samson
Apr 24
Trump Dining Pal Complains Women No Longer Fear Men
Trump Dining Pal Complains Women No Longer Fear Men
Say Nick! Your mom just called, and she wants her mustache back!
Johnny Robish
Apr 23
Simple DIY Projects With Your Ex’s Stuff
Simple DIY Projects With Your Ex’s Stuff
Crafty, creative, and a teensy bit of rage-filled ways to improve your home and life now that he’s gone
Jennifer Haubrich
Apr 23
Why the Right Worships Trump
Why the Right Worships Trump
It’s not because they like him.
Quentin Plume
Apr 23
“Idiot Ramen”: What Happens When Japanese Sounds Like Spanish or Italian!
“Idiot Ramen”: What Happens When Japanese Sounds Like Spanish or Italian!
The accidental similarities are comedy gold!
Ben Rosenthal
Apr 23
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