Joo AlexanderBlonde Yakuza Receptionist, Part 4: Brunette Civilian SecretaryBankgok, ThailandMay 20, 2019May 20, 2019
Joo AlexanderThe Baroness, Part 2I didn’t know it was our last date. Had I known, I might’ve done things differently.May 10, 2019May 10, 2019
Joo AlexanderThe BaronessShe was of Middle Eastern ancestry, which made her look even more villainous, like the complicated antagonist of a James Bond movie.May 3, 2019May 3, 2019
Joo AlexanderPlease DaddyTinder in Vietnam is horrible and we men are to blame.Apr 23, 2019Apr 23, 2019
Joo AlexanderMaserati MaryTinder is what you use when you’ve run out of options — including the meth-heads offering blow jobs for nuggets in the Chick-Fil-A lot.Apr 10, 2019Apr 10, 2019
Joo AlexanderThe Overtly Sexual ModelTen years ago, I would’ve liked her. But now “Overtly Sexual Model” sounds like “Too Much Goddamn Work.”Apr 1, 20191Apr 1, 20191
Joo AlexanderThe Girl With The Eyebrows Has Some MovesEyebrows had an edge to her that was too audacious for a Thai girl, who are usually meek and reserved while the sun’s still up.Mar 14, 2019Mar 14, 2019
Joo AlexanderThe Taiwanese ParaguayanExcerpt from “I Can’t Die, I’m The Main Character: Travels in the Age of Tinder, Tadalafil, and Transsexuals.”Mar 6, 2019Mar 6, 2019
Joo AlexanderThe Sardinian“You’re really beautiful,” I said, with my left hand cupping her chin and my right hand laid flat on her abdominalsFeb 27, 2019Feb 27, 2019
Joo AlexanderTall French in Phnom PenhThe cab driver asked, “Is that your wife? She is beautiful.” “Of course not,” I said. “Why would we be staying at different hotels?”Feb 22, 2019Feb 22, 2019