Joo Alexander – Medium

Joo Alexander

Joo Alexander

Blonde Yakuza Receptionist, Part 4: Brunette Civilian Secretary

Bankgok, Thailand

May 20, 2019

Blonde Yakuza Receptionist, Part 4: Brunette Civilian Secretary

May 20, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Baroness, Part 2

I didn’t know it was our last date. Had I known, I might’ve done things differently.

May 10, 2019

The Baroness, Part 2

May 10, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Baroness

She was of Middle Eastern ancestry, which made her look even more villainous, like the complicated antagonist of a James Bond movie.

May 3, 2019

The Baroness

May 3, 2019

Joo Alexander

Please Daddy

Tinder in Vietnam is horrible and we men are to blame.

Apr 23, 2019

Please Daddy

Apr 23, 2019

Joo Alexander

Maserati Mary

Tinder is what you use when you’ve run out of options — including the meth-heads offering blow jobs for nuggets in the Chick-Fil-A lot.

Apr 10, 2019

Maserati Mary

Apr 10, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Overtly Sexual Model

Ten years ago, I would’ve liked her. But now “Overtly Sexual Model” sounds like “Too Much Goddamn Work.”

Apr 1, 2019

The Overtly Sexual Model

Apr 1, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Girl With The Eyebrows Has Some Moves

Eyebrows had an edge to her that was too audacious for a Thai girl, who are usually meek and reserved while the sun’s still up.

Mar 14, 2019

The Girl With The Eyebrows Has Some Moves

Mar 14, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Taiwanese Paraguayan

Excerpt from “I Can’t Die, I’m The Main Character: Travels in the Age of Tinder, Tadalafil, and Transsexuals.”

Mar 6, 2019

The Taiwanese Paraguayan

Mar 6, 2019

Joo Alexander

The Sardinian

“You’re really beautiful,” I said, with my left hand cupping her chin and my right hand laid flat on her abdominals

Feb 27, 2019

The Sardinian

Feb 27, 2019

Joo Alexander

Tall French in Phnom Penh

The cab driver asked, “Is that your wife? She is beautiful.” “Of course not,” I said. “Why would we be staying at different hotels?”

Feb 22, 2019

Tall French in Phnom Penh

Feb 22, 2019

Joo Alexander

Joo Alexander

Excerpts from the upcoming book, “I Can’t Die, I’m The Main Character: Tales of a Digital Nomad in the Age of Thailand, Tinder and Transsexuals”

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