jourdenvsanderThree Bold Lipsticks for Telling People to “Fuck Off, Motherfucker”~Fake Journalism/Advice~ (lipstick recommendations are real)Aug 25, 2016Aug 25, 2016
jourdenvsanderRetail Life: Employee Accidentally Hangs Up on Three Customers, Has Best Day Ever~Fake News~Aug 17, 2016Aug 17, 2016
jourdenvsanderApocalypse: AnxietyWhen my anxiety is at its worse, I night dream of the end of the world and day dream of hurting myself. I wake up with crawling skin and a…Mar 31, 2016Mar 31, 2016
jourdenvsanderReading the one-star reviews of women’s memoirsI enjoy reading one-star reviews. Particularly for books I’ve loved. It’s a hobby of mine: I finish a book and think wow, that was…Mar 29, 2016Mar 29, 2016
jourdenvsanderinGlorious Birds35 Thoughts I’ve Had While Being On My Period For Over a MonthWow. Still on my period. How long’s it been?Mar 14, 2016Mar 14, 2016
jourdenvsanderOn Being An AdultHaving a job you don’t like Taking up hobbies you always wanted to But still don’t have time for Wearing green lipstick because you Finally…Dec 19, 2015Dec 19, 2015
jourdenvsanderTHE NIGHT TERRORIf you’ve ever woken up feeling like you were being attacked, then you know what night terrors feel like.Dec 15, 2015Dec 15, 2015
