I’d like to extend our sincerest apologies to the economy. You’ve probably heard a lot about us Millennials. Something about being born between 1981 and 1996, just really messed us up. …

No, it’s not a rant about homework from a 12 year old. In South Korea, there’s what I called fruit day. It was when the students would bring boxes of fruit as gifts for teachers. It was like the tradition of giving an apple, except many apples, or pears or…

Cause I’m certainly not writing for myself anymore. I knew the Internet was talking a lot about ChatGPT. I knew that Buzzfeed was replacing its writers this AI demon. And I knew it was dangerous. But I wasn’t sure about the specifics. So, I asked ChatGPT to write “600 words…

And they go unappreciated every day. “Easy money.” That’s what a fellow custodian told me after six hours of dragging a 100-pound hose across a park and spraying trash into the drains. I pitied that guy. I don’t know what job he had before to make him think graveyard shift…

When his back was to a wall, McCarthy agreed to 2 years of embarrassing drama and harm to the American people. Why didn’t Democrats offer him a better solution? On January 3rd, Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., approached Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. on the house floor, an unusual moment caught on…

A sci-fi story of an extreme immigration policy Maria was a nurse in an ancient hospital situated in the middle of Phoenix, one of the 400 small nation-states that made up the geo-political world. Nurses in the 20th century would easily recognize Maria’s work: fluorescent lights, blue scrubs, lemon-scented floor…

Some people still believe cars run on gasoline “So, what I have my summer camp kids do is lay as flat on the beach, then when the sun has set over the horizon, they jump up and time how long until they can’t see the sun again. …

As a census taker, I have noticed quite a few people are confused about what I am doing. And some of those people are heavily armed. And so, to help in what is already a multi-million-dollar campaign to inform the public about the 2020 census, I thought I would address…

The Hamilton musical implies that Washington sent Hamilton home over the John Laurens — Charles Lee duel, but the real incident was far, far more ridiculous. On February 15th, 1781, Washington and his men were hunkered down in a farmhouse in New Windsor. …