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Kathleen Beth

Kathleen Beth

MAGA Chainsaw Massacre

Jul 4, 2023

MAGA Chainsaw Massacre

Jul 4, 2023

Kathleen Beth

Love Hard

It’s been a while since I wrote anything. I did write a song actually- a little blues ditty about not being able to turn off your love for…

Jun 3, 2023

Love Hard

Jun 3, 2023

Kathleen Beth

Riding Alone with a Rifle

My big sister ran off with the farrier when she was 17. It was around 1976. He was 26. She met him at the barn where she boarded her horse.

Jan 1, 2022

Riding Alone with a Rifle

Jan 1, 2022

Kathleen Beth

Here’s to Your F$&k

Mia Zapata taught me how to play “Needle and the Damage Done” on a cabin porch at summer camp. We rock climbed together a time or two. We…

Dec 17, 2021

Here’s to Your F$&k

Dec 17, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Stinkin’ Rich

I knew from the minute we met that he was a potential slip waiting to happen. A bottle of Gin with skin on it. A dopamine slot machine.

Nov 1, 2021

Stinkin’ Rich

Nov 1, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Tired-Ass Barbie

Last night we all gathered at the upscale fusion restaurant. Wounded children who look like we’re keeping it all together, but are actually…

Jul 7, 2021

Tired-Ass Barbie

Jul 7, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Bug Truck

Job number 37 (or so) was my boyfriend’s entry into the world of pest control. Extermination, to be exact. I wondered, quite possibly…

Jun 12, 2021

Bug Truck

Jun 12, 2021

Kathleen Beth

James Fuckin’ Bond

Divorce-induced alcoholism comes with its own unique set of consequences, aside from the loss of family time and shared assets. Like having…

Apr 27, 2021

James Fuckin’ Bond

Apr 27, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Show Me Your Lobster Roll

My family hails from New England and we’re pretty picky about our seafood. When we visit, we gorge like squirrels, stuffing our jowls on…

Apr 1, 2021

Show Me Your Lobster Roll

Apr 1, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Camouflage Lingerie

I’m not a romantic by nature, with one exception: Rural King.

Mar 10, 2021

Camouflage Lingerie

Mar 10, 2021

Kathleen Beth

Kathleen Beth

I am working on a comically distorted memoir. I have stories, many of which are ridiculous, tragic, or in some cases ridiculously tragic. I also write songs.

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