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Kyrie Gray

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I Hope You’ll Be Comfortable in My Guest Room Even Though I’ve Made that Impossible

My home is your anxiety-inducing nightmare

May 27

Too many pillows on a guest bed.

May 27

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Ridiculous Terms for Women’s Breasts Throughout History

Why call them jugs when you can call them dinner buckets?

Nov 16, 2023

Ridiculous Terms for Women’s Breasts Throughout History

Nov 16, 2023

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She Screamed While They Cut the Cancer Out of Her

Frances Burney and the early history of breast cancer treatment

Oct 2

Watercolor of a breast cancer removal surgery.

Oct 2

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Men I’ve Dated Represented As Pokemon

Gotta date them all

Jul 30

Mr Mime ignoring me.

Jul 30

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I Said Yes to the Dress and Now I’m on Trial for Murder

My favorite TV show destroyed my life

Jun 6

I Said Yes to the Dress and Now I’m on Trial for Murder

Jun 6

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Playing The Midnight Man, Even Though You Probably Shouldn’t

It’s all fun and games until someone gets dragged to Hell

Oct 23

Playing The Midnight Man, Even Though You Probably Shouldn’t

Oct 23

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New School Year Resolutions You’ll Break in September

Back-to-school season means you’re back to making promises you can’t keep

Aug 27

Mom holds daugher’s hands before she gets on the school bus with her backback.

Aug 27

Cat-Sitting Pure Evil Isn’t Fun

Hell hath no fury like a cat who thinks someone abandoned her

Aug 22

A very angry black and white cat.

Aug 22

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My Life Will Be Ruined If I Do Not Get This Specific Pencil Holder

This isn’t about the cost of back-to-school supplies, this is about my future

Aug 12

Boy holding two pencil cases wondering which shows he is a good friend to invest in.

Aug 12

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No, I Will Not Be Buying School Supplies for the Communal Bin

You can take my child’s pencil out of their cold, dead hands.

Aug 8

Woman holding up stop sign in front of school supplies, telling teacher to keep her hands off her child’s school supplies.

Aug 8

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