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My Toddler Hired a Hitman to Take Me Out

My Toddler Hired a Hitman to Take Me Out

I have three Ms. Rachel episodes to meet his demands, or else
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Lora Straub Brocone
5 Survival Tips for Parents of Teenage Sons (To Keep You Sane)

5 Survival Tips for Parents of Teenage Sons (To Keep You Sane)

Please learn from my mistakes
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Chris Davidson
Mwahaha, I’m The Evil Genius Who Created The Kiddie Ride

Mwahaha, I’m The Evil Genius Who Created The Kiddie Ride

Tantrums = cash!
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Angus Duffin
‘Schwa’ Sound Confidential: A Neurotic Noir

‘Schwa’ Sound Confidential: A Neurotic Noir

C is for caper
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Jeremy Hooper
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
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Andrew Knott
Cool Names for Bad Parenting

Cool Names for Bad Parenting

Which bad parent are you?
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Bev Potter
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…

Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…

As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
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Andrew Knott
I Was Ordered to Sleep in a Store

I Was Ordered to Sleep in a Store

Toddlers can be a tad controlling
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Claire Franky
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Your Parental Spotify Wrapped

Your Parental Spotify Wrapped

“Hot Potato” is your jam!
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Angus Duffin
Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing “You’re Such a Great Helper” Too Many Times

Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing “You’re Such a Great Helper” Too Many Times

“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.”
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Chelsea Resnick
Five Best Ways to Deal with Tyrannical Toddler Tantrums

Five Best Ways to Deal with Tyrannical Toddler Tantrums

Once you’ve realized normal parenting advice doesn’t work
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Patrick Eades
The A to OMG Guide to School Mums For First-Time Parents

The A to OMG Guide to School Mums For First-Time Parents

Choosing the right Mum friends can make or break your school social life
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CarolF
Road Trips Are a Fresh Hell Since My Teen Discovered Prog

Road Trips Are a Fresh Hell Since My Teen Discovered Prog

I should be impressed, but I’m in too much pain
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Mary Strand
I Worry About My Kid’s Awful (But Funny) Table Manners

I Worry About My Kid’s Awful (But Funny) Table Manners

Every damn time we have guests, my boy turns into a hot mess at the dinner table
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Kristina God
Help Your Baby Fight the Aging Process

Help Your Baby Fight the Aging Process

The ravages of time are coming for your child unless you act now
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Kyrie Gray
It’s School Book Fair Time and I’m About to Not Buy Books

It’s School Book Fair Time and I’m About to Not Buy Books

Sure, you can also have the pirate book with a golden medallion necklace and doubloon purse
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Stephanie Vance
I’m Ecstatic That My Second Child Is Completely Uninterested in Me

I’m Ecstatic That My Second Child Is Completely Uninterested in Me

Playing second fiddle to my husband is parental bliss
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Brad Snyder
Real Advice You Should Give to New Parents

Real Advice You Should Give to New Parents

Try a little dose of reality at the next baby shower you attend
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Stephanie D. Rondeau
A Parent’s “To-NOT-Do” List

A Parent’s “To-NOT-Do” List

To do or not to do… that is the question
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Lily Hirsch
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