We seek accelerated approval for use in treating that most dreaded Alzheimer’s symptom, an overabundance of cash. — Dear FDA Regulators, In light of your decision to grant accelerated approval to Biogen’s new Alzheimer’s drug, Aduhelm, Snake Oil, Inc. hereby requests that you reconsider your refusal to approve our patented homeopathic Alzheimer’s cure, Lostkeys. You rejected our original application because Lostkeys, “doesn’t work.” …