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Honest Lawn Signs Of White Suburbia

Honest Lawn Signs Of White Suburbia

Anybody Passing My House Must Know the Following: I Drink Beer
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Jeff Bender
Which Group Thread Does This Text Belong In? A Logic Puzzle

Which Group Thread Does This Text Belong In? A Logic Puzzle

Kira has a fucking Android.
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Molly Cahen
Communication Styles For Dysfunctional Relationships

Communication Styles For Dysfunctional Relationships

Demonic Possession remains the most common method of expressing anger for women.
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Katherine Shaw
The Definitive Power Ranking Of Numbers 1–10

The Definitive Power Ranking Of Numbers 1–10

While 2 is technically double the value of 1, deep down, we all know that 2 isn’t even half the number that 1 is.
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Adam Dietz
Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey

Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey

For Our Fast-Casual Restaurant
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Caleb Coy
My Boyfriend Left Me For An NFT That Launched At An Exclusive Nightclub In Miami

My Boyfriend Left Me For An NFT That Launched At An Exclusive Nightclub In Miami

Farewell X A-1 Steaksauce
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Eshaana Sheth
25 Ways To Ruin Everyone’s Vibe (Including Your Own) During A Blizzard

25 Ways To Ruin Everyone’s Vibe (Including Your Own) During A Blizzard

1. Insisting “It’s just a head cold.”
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

(It’s harder than you think!)
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K.E. Flann
There’s No Water at this Bar (Just a Bunch of Waterslides)

There’s No Water at this Bar (Just a Bunch of Waterslides)

“Hell no to H20”
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Troy Doetch
Bruce Springsteen Answers His Password Reset Questions

Bruce Springsteen Answers His Password Reset Questions

The name of my elementary school? That reminds me of a story about my old man…
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Ben Lyons
Pros and Cons of Humans’ Earlier Forms of Communication

Pros and Cons of Humans’ Earlier Forms of Communication

Which Communication Style Would You Prefer?
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Miles-Erik Bell
Comedy Writer And Sex Podcaster Gone Wild

Comedy Writer And Sex Podcaster Gone Wild

A conversation with comedian Courtney Kocak
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Slackjaw
The Gap On Resume Is The Result Of A Groundhog’s Day Type Situation

The Gap On Resume Is The Result Of A Groundhog’s Day Type Situation

The time loop thing always raises eyebrows at first. So let me try to explain as best I can.
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Adam Dietz
How To Read 100 Books Per Month

How To Read 100 Books Per Month

Do you hate yourself for not reading enough? You should.
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Alex Baia
(Almost) Unfilmable

(Almost) Unfilmable

If only your novel made less sense
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T. Kent Jones
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: White Slavery And Mad Dog 20/20

Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: White Slavery And Mad Dog 20/20

PART 4: The End of Camp Hero
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rob white
A Peloton Ride With Malthuvius The Unholy, A Cursed Soul Trapped Inside The App

A Peloton Ride With Malthuvius The Unholy, A Cursed Soul Trapped In...

My life is a waking nightmare, but isn’t that how it always is with Tabata?
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Eric Silver
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Basic Human Emotions And Camouflage

Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Basic Human Emotions And Camouflage

PART 3: Artificial Intelligence and the Trouble Begins
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rob white
It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your Bidet

It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your Bidet

The New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.
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Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Black Holes And Jazz Records

Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Black Holes And Jazz Records

PART 2: The Time Tunnel
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rob white
A Conversation With Comedy Writing Legend Mike Sacks

A Conversation With Comedy Writing Legend Mike Sacks

“If you don’t know who Mike Sacks is, well, you should. His writing is funnier than just about anyone’s.” — David Sedaris
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Slackjaw
It’s Me, Bob Seger, And I Swear To God This Is Probably Going To Be My Final Tour

It’s Me, Bob Seger, And I Swear To God This Is Probably Going To Be...

No more singing for this Detroit Dude, most likely!
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Adam Dietz
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Science and Kick-Ass Chili Cookoffs

Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Science and Kick-Ass Chili Cookoffs

PART 1: Beginnings and Initial Projects.
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rob white
Your Son Coaches College Basketball And You Don’t Understand Anything

Your Son Coaches College Basketball And You Don’t Understand Anything

14 tips so you don’t embarrass yourself or your entire family.
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A Tiny Cold?

Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A...

1. “There’s no way I’m going to work today.”
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Rachel Reyes
Quiz: God, or the Internet?

Quiz: God, or the Internet?

There’s more overlap than you might think.
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Ian Bardenstein
Nothing Makes Me Feel Young Like Seeing The Band I’ve Been Listening To For Thirty Years

Nothing Makes Me Feel Young Like Seeing The Band I’ve Been Listenin...

I can’t wait to relive all the good times I’m too old to experience!
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James Klein
Slackjaw Presents: The Better Better You New Year’s Challenge

Slackjaw Presents: The Better Better You New Year’s Challenge

The world’s top entrepreneurs and influencers to share their secrets and challenge YOU to maximize your potential in 2023
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Slackjaw
Rejected Ideas From The Person Who Named Heirloom Tomatoes

Rejected Ideas From The Person Who Named Heirloom Tomatoes

You won’t find these in the produce section
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Kate Antoniades
Parents, Our Recent Colonization by Alien Arthropods Means Changes to Your Child’s Pick-Up and…

Parents, Our Recent Colonization by Alien Arthropods Means Changes ...

I’m writing this on the back of an old cafeteria menu, so please read carefully and pass it on!
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Patrick Morris
Introducing DaveAir, The Airline Specifically For Dave

Introducing DaveAir, The Airline Specifically For Dave

With DaveAir, we’re offering the first-ever in-flight experience specifically tailored to Dave.
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Adam Dietz
Your Dating Profile Works Best If You Lead With Anger And Bitterness

Your Dating Profile Works Best If You Lead With Anger And Bitterness

Have you ever seen a dating profile that’s so full of negativity and resentment that you thought, “Wow, this person is irresistible!”
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Alex Baia
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