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Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge 2021: The Winners

Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge 2021: The Winners

All winners from the 2021 Challenge…
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Slackjaw
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Explaining Ethical Non-Monogamy To My Parents

Explaining Ethical Non-Monogamy To My Parents

They’ve been married for 33 years
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Hannah F
How This Girlboss Balances Work, Life, and Blood Pacts with Satan

How This Girlboss Balances Work, Life, and Blood Pacts with Satan

Why is it Lucifer running hell and not LuciHER?
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Rodney Uhler
FAQs For Autumn’s Hottest Trend: The Sophia® Jumpsuit

FAQs For Autumn’s Hottest Trend: The Sophia® Jumpsuit

A multi-tasking one and done outfit that’s wearable happiness to make you stand out on the saddest of days.
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Angela Kidd
My Plumber, My New Guru.

My Plumber, My New Guru.

“Yas…Queef?”
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rob white
We Gave You A Traumatic Childhood Because We Love You And Want You To Be A Successful Artist

We Gave You A Traumatic Childhood Because We Love You And Want You To Be A Successful Artist

Dear Cookie, If you are reading this, it means you are now a hugely successful artist, and your father and I are both dead.
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Alex Baia
The Great Canadian Election FAQ

The Great Canadian Election FAQ

“Yes. Even Justin Bieber can vote.”
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M.M. Juneau
Google Translate Doesn’t Detect My Language

Google Translate Doesn’t Detect My Language

Translating mom-isms
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Leanne Mullan
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Hi, Billy Mays Here With Multiple Hostages!

Hi, Billy Mays Here With Multiple Hostages!

Take advantage of this offer while supplies last!
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Kyle VanderHeyden
Hi, I’m Imminent Death And, Yes, I Am Appropriate Small Talk Now

Hi, I’m Imminent Death And, Yes, I Am Appropriate Small Talk Now

Only sociopaths say “Great day, isn’t it?” and sincerely mean it
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Lily Hirsch
My Unread Self-Help Books, Reviewed

My Unread Self-Help Books, Reviewed

So much to read, so little time…
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Tomo Lazovich
An Email From The Church: What They Wrote vs. What I Read

An Email From The Church: What They Wrote vs. What I Read

The Church and I are out of sync, but I can still speak their language
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Robert Gomez
That Classic Esquire Interview With Jim Belushi

That Classic Esquire Interview With Jim Belushi

The patron saint of funny is running late. Forty-four minutes in Chicago with low blood sugar, intrusive thoughts, and a Wikipedia page.
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Troy Doetch
The Domino’s Pizza Tracker When Your Order Becomes The Catalyst For An Employee Uprising

The Domino’s Pizza Tracker When Your Order Becomes The Catalyst For...

Your pizza is set to arrive when the staff’s grievances have been addressed!
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Joe Wellman
Character Descriptions From My First Screenplay, An Epic Masterpiece That Will Redefine Cinema

Character Descriptions From My First Screenplay, An Epic Masterpiec...

My second masterpiece will be my Oscar speech
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Heidi Lux
7 Quotes From Stoic Philosophers That Made Me Lose My Goddamn Mind

7 Quotes From Stoic Philosophers That Made Me Lose My Goddamn Mind

What in the fresh hell is all this stoic book shit that my ex-wife Sharon left on the coffee table? Let me take a look…
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Alex Baia
I Misheard Your Name A Third Time And Now We Can Never Be Friends

I Misheard Your Name A Third Time And Now We Can Never Be Friends

Was there a ‘K’ in there?
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Lisa Cowan
Quiz: Your Mom’s Advice About Dating Or Constipation?

Quiz: Your Mom’s Advice About Dating Or Constipation?

“I know it’s hard.”
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Helen Anderson
The One Time I Fell For Dick Pics

The One Time I Fell For Dick Pics

It’s all about the long game.
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Kelly Shanley
We Are The Seven White Guys Without Masks In Your Tiny Little Airport

We Are The Seven White Guys Without Masks In Your Tiny Little Airport

Getting a rise out of you gets a rise out of us.
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Summer Koester
Putzing: An FAQ For New Dads

Putzing: An FAQ For New Dads

Putzing is the time-honored tradition of appearing to do something while actually doing nothing.
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Sloan Green
A #BeetLife Influencer’s Travel Must-Haves

A #BeetLife Influencer’s Travel Must-Haves

An excerpt from the new book: Beet Life.
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Tyler Holme
Welcome To The Antifa Team, Comrade

Welcome To The Antifa Team, Comrade

You’ll find we’re a laid-back, decentralized bunch
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Ryan Zaharako
The First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 8: Of-The-Times Commercial Break

The First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 8: Of-The-Times Com...

It’s not like online dating wasn’t already bleak.
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Emily Clouse
When I Was Your Age

When I Was Your Age

And other lies we tell our kids
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
Turns Out That True Crime Podcaster Murdered All Those People

Turns Out That True Crime Podcaster Murdered All Those People

The podcast game can be killer
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Matthew Grimminck
QUIZ: Text From Your Ex Or Expired Streaming Service Subscription Email?

QUIZ: Text From Your Ex Or Expired Streaming Service Subscription E...

There is no time like the present to change your mind.
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Nat Hrvatin
It’s Time We Had The Dune Talk

It’s Time We Had The Dune Talk

This is going to be an awkward and confusing time in your life, but that’s totally natural!
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Eric Silver
Nothing Is Going On With Me, Actually

Nothing Is Going On With Me, Actually

I didn’t come here to talk about myself, I came here to hear all about YOU!
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Rachel Van Nes
I’m The $300 Fork On Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, And Looks Like You’re Stuck With Me

I’m The $300 Fork On Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, And Looks Like...

Guess you’re not eating this month, sucker.
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Rachel Reyes
One Taco Remains, And It Will Be Mine

One Taco Remains, And It Will Be Mine

Failure is no bueno.
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Philip Kean
Ranking Celebrity READ Posters By Their Ability To Be Actually Reading

Ranking Celebrity READ Posters By Their Ability To Be Actually Reading

By Adam Dietz & Troy Doetch
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Adam Dietz
I Am The Roomba Sleeping With Your Wife

I Am The Roomba Sleeping With Your Wife

Vroom vroom goes the vacuum
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Andy Meholick
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