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Honest Lawn Signs Of White Suburbia
Honest Lawn Signs Of White Suburbia
Anybody Passing My House Must Know the Following: I Drink Beer
Jeff Bender
Feb 4
Which Group Thread Does This Text Belong In? A Logic Puzzle
Which Group Thread Does This Text Belong In? A Logic Puzzle
Kira has a fucking Android.
Molly Cahen
Feb 3
Communication Styles For Dysfunctional Relationships
Communication Styles For Dysfunctional Relationships
Demonic Possession remains the most common method of expressing anger for women.
Katherine Shaw
Feb 2
The Definitive Power Ranking Of Numbers 1–10
The Definitive Power Ranking Of Numbers 1–10
While 2 is technically double the value of 1, deep down, we all know that 2 isn’t even half the number that 1 is.
Adam Dietz
Feb 1
Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey
Please Take Ten Minutes Out of Your Day To Fill Out This Satisfaction Survey
For Our Fast-Casual Restaurant
Caleb Coy
Feb 1
My Boyfriend Left Me For An NFT That Launched At An Exclusive Nightclub In Miami
My Boyfriend Left Me For An NFT That Launched At An Exclusive Nightclub In Miami
Farewell X A-1 Steaksauce
Eshaana Sheth
Jan 31
25 Ways To Ruin Everyone’s Vibe (Including Your Own) During A Blizzard
25 Ways To Ruin Everyone’s Vibe (Including Your Own) During A Blizzard
1. Insisting “It’s just a head cold.”
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jan 30
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?
Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?
(It’s harder than you think!)
K.E. Flann
Jan 29
There’s No Water at this Bar (Just a Bunch of Waterslides)
There’s No Water at this Bar (Just a Bunch of Waterslides)
“Hell no to H20”
Troy Doetch
Jan 28
Bruce Springsteen Answers His Password Reset Questions
Bruce Springsteen Answers His Password Reset Questions
The name of my elementary school? That reminds me of a story about my old man…
Ben Lyons
Jan 27
Pros and Cons of Humans’ Earlier Forms of Communication
Pros and Cons of Humans’ Earlier Forms of Communication
Which Communication Style Would You Prefer?
Miles-Erik Bell
Jan 26
Comedy Writer And Sex Podcaster Gone Wild
Comedy Writer And Sex Podcaster Gone Wild
A conversation with comedian Courtney Kocak
Slackjaw
Jan 25
The Gap On Resume Is The Result Of A Groundhog’s Day Type Situation
The Gap On Resume Is The Result Of A Groundhog’s Day Type Situation
The time loop thing always raises eyebrows at first. So let me try to explain as best I can.
Adam Dietz
Jan 25
How To Read 100 Books Per Month
How To Read 100 Books Per Month
Do you hate yourself for not reading enough? You should.
Alex Baia
Jan 24
(Almost) Unfilmable
(Almost) Unfilmable
If only your novel made less sense
T. Kent Jones
Jan 23
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: White Slavery And Mad Dog 20/20
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: White Slavery And Mad Dog 20/20
PART 4: The End of Camp Hero
rob white
Jan 22
A Peloton Ride With Malthuvius The Unholy, A Cursed Soul Trapped Inside The App
A Peloton Ride With Malthuvius The Unholy, A Cursed Soul Trapped In...
My life is a waking nightmare, but isn’t that how it always is with Tabata?
Eric Silver
Jan 21
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Basic Human Emotions And Camouflage
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Basic Human Emotions And Camouflage
PART 3: Artificial Intelligence and the Trouble Begins
rob white
Jan 20
It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your Bidet
It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your Bidet
The New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.
Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Jan 19
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Black Holes And Jazz Records
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Black Holes And Jazz Records
PART 2: The Time Tunnel
rob white
Jan 18
A Conversation With Comedy Writing Legend Mike Sacks
A Conversation With Comedy Writing Legend Mike Sacks
“If you don’t know who Mike Sacks is, well, you should. His writing is funnier than just about anyone’s.” — David Sedaris
Slackjaw
Jan 17
It’s Me, Bob Seger, And I Swear To God This Is Probably Going To Be My Final Tour
It’s Me, Bob Seger, And I Swear To God This Is Probably Going To Be...
No more singing for this Detroit Dude, most likely!
Adam Dietz
Jan 16
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Science and Kick-Ass Chili Cookoffs
Breakthroughs Under Your Feet: Science and Kick-Ass Chili Cookoffs
PART 1: Beginnings and Initial Projects.
rob white
Jan 16
Your Son Coaches College Basketball And You Don’t Understand Anything
Your Son Coaches College Basketball And You Don’t Understand Anything
14 tips so you don’t embarrass yourself or your entire family.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jan 15
Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A Tiny Cold?
Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A...
1. “There’s no way I’m going to work today.”
Rachel Reyes
Jan 14
Quiz: God, or the Internet?
Quiz: God, or the Internet?
There’s more overlap than you might think.
Ian Bardenstein
Jan 13
Nothing Makes Me Feel Young Like Seeing The Band I’ve Been Listening To For Thirty Years
Nothing Makes Me Feel Young Like Seeing The Band I’ve Been Listenin...
I can’t wait to relive all the good times I’m too old to experience!
James Klein
Jan 12
Slackjaw Presents: The Better Better You New Year’s Challenge
Slackjaw Presents: The Better Better You New Year’s Challenge
The world’s top entrepreneurs and influencers to share their secrets and challenge YOU to maximize your potential in 2023
Slackjaw
Jan 11
Rejected Ideas From The Person Who Named Heirloom Tomatoes
Rejected Ideas From The Person Who Named Heirloom Tomatoes
You won’t find these in the produce section
Kate Antoniades
Jan 11
Parents, Our Recent Colonization by Alien Arthropods Means Changes to Your Child’s Pick-Up and…
Parents, Our Recent Colonization by Alien Arthropods Means Changes ...
I’m writing this on the back of an old cafeteria menu, so please read carefully and pass it on!
Patrick Morris
Jan 10
Introducing DaveAir, The Airline Specifically For Dave
Introducing DaveAir, The Airline Specifically For Dave
With DaveAir, we’re offering the first-ever in-flight experience specifically tailored to Dave.
Adam Dietz
Jan 9
Your Dating Profile Works Best If You Lead With Anger And Bitterness
Your Dating Profile Works Best If You Lead With Anger And Bitterness
Have you ever seen a dating profile that’s so full of negativity and resentment that you thought, “Wow, this person is irresistible!”
Alex Baia
Jan 9
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