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Lauriston BrewsterLocal Man Gains Ability to Speak to Animals, Finds Out Local Dog Hates His Guts[Satire]Aug 23Aug 23
Lauriston BrewsterMan Cannot Wait Until This Friday to be Completely Broke By Next Wednesday[Satire]Aug 18, 2023Aug 18, 2023
Lauriston Brewster‘People Need to Lighten Up’ Says Comedian Whose Sole Objective is to Make Others LaughThe Helium Club — citing progressiveness in younger audiences, local comedian Josh Portner, 49, told reporters that people who go to…Jan 8, 2020Jan 8, 2020
Lauriston BrewsterInnocent Black Man Preemptively Calls Cops on Self Before Leaving Apartment to Run ErrandsChula Vista, CA — Stating that he was unsure exactly which of his mundane errands would inevitably lead to him getting racially-profiled…Aug 28, 2019Aug 28, 2019
Lauriston BrewsterNation’s Thought and Prayer Experts: ‘Have You Tried Unplugging Thoughts and Prayers and Plugging…[Satire]Aug 7, 2019Aug 7, 2019
Lauriston BrewsterCalling the Cops on Law Abiding People of Color Should be a CrimeOn the 4th of July, yet another incident occurred where a white person felt the need to police the body and space of a person of color.Jul 10, 2019Jul 10, 2019
