Leigh Anne JashewayElizabeth Kubler Ross Was WrongThere aren’t five stages to grief. Or three. Or fifty-seven.Feb 8, 2021Feb 8, 2021
Leigh Anne JashewayOn Grief and Joy — A Tribute to SandersTake another piece of my heart now, baby. Break another piece of my heart now, baby.Feb 3, 2021Feb 3, 2021
Leigh Anne Jasheway30 Non-Political Conversation Starters to Use at Thanksgiving (that Will Cause Just as Much…Have you sworn not to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner? Are you wondering what else you and your family can talk about during the…Nov 12, 20191Nov 12, 20191
Leigh Anne JashewayI Am Mitch McConnell’s ShoulderI know you’re worried about me, so I thought I’d just check in and let you know I’m doing fine. It’s a hairline fracture at best. In fact…Aug 5, 2019Aug 5, 2019
Leigh Anne JashewayHow to Harden Your Heart So You Feel Nothing When Looking at Humans in Cages (Like Mike Pence)Do your feelings get in the way of achieving your goals of world domination and yachting away to your own private island where your only…Jul 22, 2019Jul 22, 2019
Leigh Anne JashewayThe Slacker’s Guide to Doomsday PreppingMany people believe the world will end soon — whether by melting icebergs, pissed off Jesus, or World War III (which will break out…Feb 12, 20191Feb 12, 20191
Leigh Anne JashewayTwas the night before Christmas, and in the White House Not a creature was stirring, Eric had…Individual One was thrashing about in his bed, While visions of indictments danced in his head; Melania in her stilettos pouted in her…Dec 13, 2018Dec 13, 2018
Leigh Anne JashewayIt’s the Most Capitalist Time of the YearIt’s the most capitalist time of the year With the registers ringing And cellphones a’pinging, and pressure from peers It’s the most…Nov 27, 2018Nov 27, 2018
Leigh Anne JashewaySarah Huckabee Sanders Job Application Cover LetterSarah Huckabee Sanders White House Adjacent Washington, D.C. (202) ALL-LIES (255–5437) Ialreadyansweredthatquestion.comNov 21, 2018Nov 21, 2018
Leigh Anne JashewayThings It’s Totally Fine to Talk to Your Family About During Thanksgiving1. The weather (but not floods, droughts, fires, or rising temperatures. Definitely don’t use the words “climate change” around your uncle…Nov 15, 2018Nov 15, 2018
