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The Belladonna Comedy

Pop Quiz for Non-Binary People

Question 1: How many times will you need to remind your coworker Brenda that you use they/them pronouns?

May 6, 2022

Pop Quiz for Non-Binary People

May 6, 2022

Linnea Cooley
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The Belladonna Comedy

7 Things You Know About Kim Kardashian But Not Your Dad

Much remains unknown about this elusive man…

Jan 11, 2022

On the left is a picture of Kim Kardashian. On the right is a picture of a middle-aged man with glasses and a beard

Jan 11, 2022

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Pickle Fork

My Allbirds Were so Comfortable that I Slipped into an Endless Slumber

Like all Silicon Valley techies, I love optimizing my daily life with new products. I track every waking second of my day on Google…

Aug 17, 2019

My Allbirds Were so Comfortable that I Slipped into an Endless Slumber

Aug 17, 2019

Linnea Cooley
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Slackjaw

My Werewolf Erotica was Problematic, and I’d Like to Issue this Official Apology

All readers of Werewolf Erotica deserve to be represented

Aug 7, 2019

My Werewolf Erotica was Problematic, and I’d Like to Issue this Official Apology

Aug 7, 2019

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Pickle Fork

Coolest Grandpa Ever? This Octogenarian is addicted to his Juul

If you ask him nicely, he’ll let you follow him on Tik Tok

Jul 28, 2019

Coolest Grandpa Ever? This Octogenarian is addicted to his Juul

Jul 28, 2019

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Pickle Fork

Dear Professor Weppler, an email from a concerned student

I’m just sending this email to inquire about the final grades….

Jul 3, 2019

Dear Professor Weppler, an email from a concerned student

Jul 3, 2019

Linnea Cooley

Mike Pence Signals the Official End of Pride Month by Firing Handgun at Rainbow

“It’s over!” he yelled. “Everybody go home.”

Jul 1, 2019

Mike Pence Signals the Official End of Pride Month by Firing Handgun at Rainbow

Jul 1, 2019

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Lady Pieces

5 Accessories for the Cutest Dorm Room Ever!

College here you come!

Jul 1, 2019

5 Accessories for the Cutest Dorm Room Ever!

Jul 1, 2019

Linnea Cooley
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Slackjaw

Why I Decided Not to Pluck My Chin Hair

The routine beauty procedure that turned my life upside down…

Jun 23, 2019

Why I Decided Not to Pluck My Chin Hair

Jun 23, 2019

Linnea Cooley
in
Pickle Fork

Least Influential Cousin Somehow An Influencer Now

How did this happen?

Jun 23, 2019

Least Influential Cousin Somehow An Influencer Now

Jun 23, 2019

Linnea Cooley

Linnea Cooley

Linnea Cooley is humor writer and essayist. Follow them on twitter @linnea_cooley or visit their website linneacooley.weebly.com

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