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Your Homemade Baby Food Is Implausibly Dangerous

Your Homemade Baby Food Is Implausibly Dangerous

We must protect babies from know-nothing parents
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Sharmila Shankarkumar
Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back

Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back

Do you have what it takes to survive the fiery gauntlet and reclaim Diane’s love?
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David Henne
My Writing Will Definitely Resonate With Other People, Even Though I Spend All My Time Writing…

My Writing Will Definitely Resonate With Other People, Even Though I Spend All My Time Writing…

My writing is deeply relevant. As a writer, I offer insight into the human condition. I explore the challenges all people face. And I…
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Lily Hirsch
When Human Life Definitely Begins, According to All These Different People

When Human Life Definitely Begins, According to All These Different People

Don’t worry, together we can make sure you have the correct opinion.
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Diana Helmuth
Movie Pitches Based On The Concept Of IP Itself

Movie Pitches Based On The Concept Of IP Itself

He’s a bestselling book. She’s a bestselling book. Can they ever really be just books?
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Emily Clouse
Cruelty-Free Broadway Blurbs For Critics Who “Didn’t Love It”

Cruelty-Free Broadway Blurbs For Critics Who “Didn’t Love It”

It was, um, fine?
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T. Kent Jones
How To Create A True Crime Podcast And Solve A Murder

How To Create A True Crime Podcast And Solve A Murder

Become a National Hero in Just 5 Steps
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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Sperm Conservation Sanctions For A Post-Roe World

Sperm Conservation Sanctions For A Post-Roe World

What to expect in 2023
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Bonnie Joy Sludikoff
Steph Curry Needs to Lead the Warriors to Victory, and I Need to Do My Laundry

Steph Curry Needs to Lead the Warriors to Victory, and I Need to Do...

A moment of truth is upon us — both of us
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Alex Connolly
Think Baseball Is Boring? Try These 6 Ideas To Spice Up America’s Pastime!

Think Baseball Is Boring? Try These 6 Ideas To Spice Up America’s P...

Try to sync up the game with Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon.
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Adam Dietz
Household Appliance Erotica

Household Appliance Erotica

The dirtier, the better.
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Summer Koester
So You Found Me Unconscious In The Lazy River. Now What?

So You Found Me Unconscious In The Lazy River. Now What?

No one came on vacation to watch a guy freak out, so please get it together.
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Molly Kessler
Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deciding What My Next Project Should…

Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deci...

Please, release me from this hell of indecision. Or don’t. I’m not sure.
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Robert Criss
Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors
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Kristine Laco
Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman

Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman

“I heard she painted Water Lilies over 250 times and still couldn’t get it right.”
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Julie Ihle
What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson

What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson

Robert is nocturnal. I have tried to adapt to his schedule but, as someone who likes to be awake during the day, it has been hard.
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Jack Power
Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor
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James Klein
Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now

Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now

Jazz
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Graeme Carey
The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love

The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love

Are you tired of a fulfilling and independent lifestyle?
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Emma Laurent
How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams

How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams

Yes, this methodology is backed by pseudoscience
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Hannah Furst
Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce

Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’...

Q: With its arresting bright red color and shocking tang, is there any truth to the rumor Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce contains actual…
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John Howard Matthews
100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline...

SUCKit Normal Shirts!
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Tracy Silagi
The Cool Ventriloquist

The Cool Ventriloquist

The cool ventriloquist has a very public rift with Bo Burnham that Bo Burnham definitely doesn’t know about.
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Adam Dietz
The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins

The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins

It’s a Wiggly Party, and everybody’s in eternal torment!
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Audrey Clark
I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get Crushed Under Student Loan Debt

I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get...

The only thing I’ll know is deep faultless inner peace unknown to anyone on earth.
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Becky Brinkerhoff
Updated Science Fiction Predictions

Updated Science Fiction Predictions

Foresight is 2022
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Stephen Lurie
9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand

9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand

The best way to grow your personal brand is NOT a huge marketing budget, a TED talk, or an Instagram full of remarkably beautiful dogs.
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Alex Baia
Super Mario’s Resume

Super Mario’s Resume

“They made a movie about me, but I never saw it”
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Anthony Scibelli
I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Treasure

I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Tre...

A Money Pit Is Rarely The Best Long-Term Option In These Markets
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Matthew Seely
Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories

Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories

Nobody cares
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Mitch Russell
Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder

Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder

You admitted the Unabomber, so why not me?
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Katherine Bergeron
A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s

A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s

A Semi-Charmed Life
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Alison Lowenstein
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