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Your Homemade Baby Food Is Implausibly Dangerous
Your Homemade Baby Food Is Implausibly Dangerous
We must protect babies from know-nothing parents
Sharmila Shankarkumar
May 28
Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back
Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back
Do you have what it takes to survive the fiery gauntlet and reclaim Diane’s love?
David Henne
May 27
My Writing Will Definitely Resonate With Other People, Even Though I Spend All My Time Writing…
My Writing Will Definitely Resonate With Other People, Even Though I Spend All My Time Writing…
My writing is deeply relevant. As a writer, I offer insight into the human condition. I explore the challenges all people face. And I…
Lily Hirsch
May 27
When Human Life Definitely Begins, According to All These Different People
When Human Life Definitely Begins, According to All These Different People
Don’t worry, together we can make sure you have the correct opinion.
Diana Helmuth
May 26
Movie Pitches Based On The Concept Of IP Itself
Movie Pitches Based On The Concept Of IP Itself
He’s a bestselling book. She’s a bestselling book. Can they ever really be just books?
Emily Clouse
May 26
Cruelty-Free Broadway Blurbs For Critics Who “Didn’t Love It”
Cruelty-Free Broadway Blurbs For Critics Who “Didn’t Love It”
It was, um, fine?
T. Kent Jones
May 25
How To Create A True Crime Podcast And Solve A Murder
How To Create A True Crime Podcast And Solve A Murder
Become a National Hero in Just 5 Steps
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
May 25
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Sperm Conservation Sanctions For A Post-Roe World
Sperm Conservation Sanctions For A Post-Roe World
What to expect in 2023
Bonnie Joy Sludikoff
May 24
Steph Curry Needs to Lead the Warriors to Victory, and I Need to Do My Laundry
Steph Curry Needs to Lead the Warriors to Victory, and I Need to Do...
A moment of truth is upon us — both of us
Alex Connolly
May 24
Think Baseball Is Boring? Try These 6 Ideas To Spice Up America’s Pastime!
Think Baseball Is Boring? Try These 6 Ideas To Spice Up America’s P...
Try to sync up the game with Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon.
Adam Dietz
May 23
Household Appliance Erotica
Household Appliance Erotica
The dirtier, the better.
Summer Koester
May 23
So You Found Me Unconscious In The Lazy River. Now What?
So You Found Me Unconscious In The Lazy River. Now What?
No one came on vacation to watch a guy freak out, so please get it together.
Molly Kessler
May 22
Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deciding What My Next Project Should…
Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deci...
Please, release me from this hell of indecision. Or don’t. I’m not sure.
Robert Criss
May 21
Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes
Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes
Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors
Kristine Laco
May 20
Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman
Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman
“I heard she painted Water Lilies over 250 times and still couldn’t get it right.”
Julie Ihle
May 20
What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson
What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson
Robert is nocturnal. I have tried to adapt to his schedule but, as someone who likes to be awake during the day, it has been hard.
Jack Power
May 19
Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb
Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb
Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor
James Klein
May 19
Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now
Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now
Jazz
Graeme Carey
May 18
The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love
The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love
Are you tired of a fulfilling and independent lifestyle?
Emma Laurent
May 18
How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams
How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams
Yes, this methodology is backed by pseudoscience
Hannah Furst
May 17
Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce
Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’...
Q: With its arresting bright red color and shocking tang, is there any truth to the rumor Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce contains actual…
John Howard Matthews
May 17
100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…
100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline...
SUCKit Normal Shirts!
Tracy Silagi
May 16
The Cool Ventriloquist
The Cool Ventriloquist
The cool ventriloquist has a very public rift with Bo Burnham that Bo Burnham definitely doesn’t know about.
Adam Dietz
May 16
The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins
The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins
It’s a Wiggly Party, and everybody’s in eternal torment!
Audrey Clark
May 16
I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get Crushed Under Student Loan Debt
I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get...
The only thing I’ll know is deep faultless inner peace unknown to anyone on earth.
Becky Brinkerhoff
May 15
Updated Science Fiction Predictions
Updated Science Fiction Predictions
Foresight is 2022
Stephen Lurie
May 14
9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand
9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand
The best way to grow your personal brand is NOT a huge marketing budget, a TED talk, or an Instagram full of remarkably beautiful dogs.
Alex Baia
May 13
Super Mario’s Resume
Super Mario’s Resume
“They made a movie about me, but I never saw it”
Anthony Scibelli
May 13
I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Treasure
I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Tre...
A Money Pit Is Rarely The Best Long-Term Option In These Markets
Matthew Seely
May 12
Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories
Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories
Nobody cares
Mitch Russell
May 12
Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder
Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder
You admitted the Unabomber, so why not me?
Katherine Bergeron
May 11
A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s
A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s
A Semi-Charmed Life
Alison Lowenstein
May 11
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