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I Misheard Your Name A Third Time And Now We Can Never Be Friends

Was there a ‘K’ in there?

Sep 10, 2021

I Misheard Your Name A Third Time And Now We Can Never Be Friends

Sep 10, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

What Does Your Book Organization System Say About You?

Book lovers everywhere look upon your aesthetically-pleasing, functionally-useless bookshelf with deep disdain.

Apr 4

What Does Your Book Organization System Say About You?

Apr 4

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Frazzled

Haikus from Your Kid’s Daycare

Promise

Nov 6, 2023

Haikus from Your Kid’s Daycare

Nov 6, 2023

Lisa Cowan
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Slackjaw

I Misheard Your Question A Third Time So I’m Blindly Committing to “Haha, Yeah?”

Wordy wordy wordety words, question mark? Shit!

Jul 9, 2023

I Misheard Your Question A Third Time So I’m Blindly Committing to “Haha, Yeah?”

Jul 9, 2023

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Don’t Arraign on My Campaign

Move over Fanny Brice, there’s a new diva in town

Jun 18, 2023

Don’t Arraign on My Campaign

Jun 18, 2023

Lisa Cowan
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Slackjaw

Quiz: Who Is More Irritated By My Kid Screaming On This Plane — You Or Me?

Keep repressing that aneurysm and look out for the drinks trolley.

Mar 16, 2023

Quiz: Who Is More Irritated By My Kid Screaming On This Plane — You Or Me?

Mar 16, 2023

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Frazzled

Proverbs for Parents of Small Children

If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry again

Oct 28, 2022

Proverbs for Parents of Small Children

Oct 28, 2022

Lisa Cowan
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Why Record Oil Profits Benefit Us All, Even You, But Especially Me

Didn’t the experience make us all so much more resilient? I know I’m feeling better every day!

Aug 4, 2022

Why Record Oil Profits Benefit Us All, Even You, But Especially Me

Aug 4, 2022

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Frazzled

Hospital Staff Who Will Remind You To Get Some Rest After Giving Birth: A Non-Exhaustive Schedule

7:21pm — The midwife stage-managing a force-feeding of Clueless, Uncooperative Infant.

Aug 4, 2022

Hospital Staff Who Will Remind You To Get Some Rest After Giving Birth: A Non-Exhaustive Schedule

Aug 4, 2022

Lisa Cowan
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The Belladonna Comedy

The Party of Conservative Values Is Having An Orgy And We Want You To Come!

In this one setting and this one setting only, masks are STRONGLY encouraged.

Apr 4, 2022

The Party of Conservative Values Is Having An Orgy And We Want You To Come!

Apr 4, 2022

Lisa Cowan

Lisa Cowan

Lisa Cowan gives herself such very good advice, but very seldom follows it. She is the wrangler of two small people, and has been tired for three years.

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