PinnedElizabeth EmeraldScott Stories (As Told By and About My Friend the Vacuum Guy)Inspired by truth, massaged by imaginationApr 1513Apr 1513
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth EmeraldWise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)Sep 15, 202311Sep 15, 202311
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldLizzy’s Language LessonsLet’s have some fun whilst contending with “rules”Aug 5, 202313Aug 5, 202313
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldI’ll Read Yours if You’ll Read MineShameless tit-for-tat solicitation: adopt an orphaned storyMar 22, 202288Mar 22, 202288
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldTidbits from the Land of OddsREJECTED SUBMISSIONS: A sampler of wry observationsJan 26, 202247Jan 26, 202247
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe HavenHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 123Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)1d ago61d ago6
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe HavenHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 122Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)Sep 211Sep 211
Elizabeth EmeraldinILLUMINATIONCan This Friendship Be Sustained?God-sanctioned slaughter of the innocents is fine by herAug 2920Aug 2920