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Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego
Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego
Imagine two Duluth residents — John Matthews, an ego-driven executive, and Daniel Hartley, a post-ego artist. Their contrasting approaches…
Clem Samson
Jun 13
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
Christine Stevens
Jun 13
Top Signs LA Is (Not) Still On Fire
Top Signs LA Is (Not) Still On Fire
Coming Soon To A Liberal City Near You
David Volk
Jun 13
Micropenis Dilemma: How Soon Should I Share That in a Relationship?
Micropenis Dilemma: How Soon Should I Share That in a Relationship?
The Quiet Struggle of Men That Deserves Attention!!
Amara Celestine
Jun 13
To My June
To My June
Twenty years in two months
Muninn
Jun 13
She Always Wondered When She’d Tell Me
She Always Wondered When She’d Tell Me
I was devastated by the news
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 12
Escaping the Ego Trap: The Radical Freedom of Post-Ego Living
Escaping the Ego Trap: The Radical Freedom of Post-Ego Living
Let’s get one thing out of the way: your ego is a con artist. It whispers sweet nothings about your importance, constructs elaborate…
Clem Samson
Jun 12
How Not To Dress Old
How Not To Dress Old
Not to be ageist or anything, but c’mon Granny, get hip!
Christine Stevens
Jun 12
How to Get Started in UX/UI Design
How to Get Started in UX/UI Design
No overpriced bootcamps. No boring YouTube playlists. Just some cheeky, practical advice that works.
Alpha Design
Jun 12
The British Are Coming and They’re Very Fine People
The British Are Coming and They’re Very Fine People
Paul Revere and the movement to Make Britain Great Again
Patrick Metzger
Jun 12
Is Australia Anti-China?
Is Australia Anti-China?
The Geopolitical Drama Explained!
Travel Explore Protect
Jun 12
Burq’s Bore
Burq’s Bore
“Burqa!” so screamed an MP to get attention who represents a party that likes to get attention.
Fatchecker
Jun 12
Extra Charge
Extra Charge
A defective panel on the aircraft fell off while we were at cruising altitude, and a loud roar sucked the breathable air from the plane.
Royal Alvis
Jun 11
My Car Was Stolen, Then It Wasn’t
My Car Was Stolen, Then It Wasn’t
The policeman called my office with the bad news
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 11
Why Faking Orgasms Has Become a Female Talent??
Why Faking Orgasms Has Become a Female Talent??
Your Penis Is Not Magical — Stop Acting Like It Is…
Amara Celestine
Jun 11
The Warlords of Color That Oppose Godwin's Law
The Warlords of Color That Oppose Godwin's Law
Dictators born outside Austria-Germany complain they can’t a get an online mention
Scott Christenson🌴
Jun 11
Who Owns JIRA-1138? (Definitely Not Me)
Who Owns JIRA-1138? (Definitely Not Me)
Product Management Circus: A Sprint Refinement Satire
Pankaj Bisht
Jun 11
He Doesn’t Love LA: Top Reasons Trump Is Attacking Los Angeles
He Doesn’t Love LA: Top Reasons Trump Is Attacking Los Angeles
Spoiler Alert: Mexicans Have Nothing To Do With It.
David Volk
Jun 11
Yes, Insult Us, but With Respect! LOL
Yes, Insult Us, but With Respect! LOL
I love being insulted in bed. And your women can enjoy it too, hihi
Christine
Jun 11
Introducing Liquid Ass
Introducing Liquid Ass
What will Apple think of next?!
Miles-Erik Bell
Jun 11
Trump 2.0
Trump 2.0
What His Presidency Means for Travel, Nature, and Climate Change
Travel Explore Protect
Jun 11
We are all Picasso
We are all Picasso
A brief ethnography of the aesthetic-industrial complex in science
Vitul Agarwal
Jun 10
It’s Important To Track Your Calories During A Breakup
It’s Important To Track Your Calories During A Breakup
If you’ve just broken up with someone, it’s likely that you’re losing weight and maybe you’re even enjoying that part of the grueling…
Christine Stevens
Jun 10
Quirky Cultural Dos and Don’ts in Dubai
Quirky Cultural Dos and Don’ts in Dubai
Laugh, Learn, and Avoid Getting Arrested
Travel Explore Protect
Jun 10
Five Minutes from Lorraine
Five Minutes from Lorraine
Babies’ names have gone wild
Allen R Smith
Jun 10
The Universe Is Expanding
The Universe Is Expanding
Why are you contracting?
Clem Samson
Jun 9
Should a Wife Buy Her Partner Flowers?
Should a Wife Buy Her Partner Flowers?
Father’s Day is fast approaching; should she buy him flowers
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 9
Married but Still Flirting? Here’s Why You Should Do It As Well…
Married but Still Flirting? Here’s Why You Should Do It As Well…
The Forbidden Game No One Talks About — That Could Save Your Marriage
Amara Celestine
Jun 9
Have You Tried the Snack Table?
Have You Tried the Snack Table?
Oh my god this party has a snack table. Look at the size of it! I can’t remember who I came with or why I’m here or what I’m not supposed…
Chason Gordon
Jun 9
Born To Run
Born To Run
If you weren’t, here are 10 ways to help make getting your steps in fun (or at least a little less grueling)
Spyder Darling
Jun 9
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