Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsStunned Packers Fan Unsure Where They Went WrongThe number one seed Green Bay Packers were knocked out of the playoffs by the San Francisco 49ers once again on Saturday, despite the…Jan 26, 2022Jan 26, 2022
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsGhost of Curly Lambeau Flagged and Fined for Excessive HauntingGREEN BAY, WI — It was a ghoulish scene during football Sunday at Lambeau Field, where the namesake himself made some chilling appearances.Oct 28, 2021Oct 28, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsArmchair Quarterback Likely Out for the SeasonAfter a couple rough preseason games, Jacob Green, Armchair Quarterback of the the Detroit Lions is dealing with some issues that could be…Sep 12, 2021Sep 12, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsSwedish Men’s National Basketball Team Fined for Not Wearing Grey Sweatpants During WarmupsThe Swedish National Men’s Basketball Team were all individually fined 189.87 Euros for not wearing the proper uniform during their warm…Jul 27, 2021Jul 27, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsAaron Rodgers Announces Retirement, Unretirement, Signs with JetsIn a year of unprecedented events, something that should be an abnormality actually feels more like Déjà Vu. After a drama-riddled off…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninGreener Pastures MagazinePandora’s Subscription Box: Get Death and Disease Delivered to Your Door!You don’t need to open it, but we know you will.May 24, 2021May 24, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsCardboard Cutout Fan Eagerly Awaits Next PandemicAlone, cold, in a dark and musty storage room, local cardboard cutout Mariners fan, Carl, anticipates the day he can once again enjoy a…Apr 21, 2021Apr 21, 2021
Lucy TollefsoninPartially Obstructed ViewsNo One Ever Remembers the Real GOAT, Me! A Goat Who Plays SportsFor years I have heard talk of many GOATs: Lebron, Jordan, Gretzky, even my friend The Babe (he was famous for being the best pig-sheepdog…Mar 30, 2021Mar 30, 2021
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Lucy TollefsoninGreener Pastures MagazineWelcome to Creeklake, Iowa. If You Lived Back Then, You’d Be Home Already“Things aren’t like they were in 1962! This city is so different now!” Sound familiar? Yes, we have been there too. But, there is a place…Oct 19, 2020Oct 19, 2020
