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Ending March With A Bang!

Ending March With A Bang!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 19 March 2023)

Mar 27

I’m a Woman Who Grew up in New Jersey, and Rumors About Real, Yellowjackets-Style Cannibal Cults…

I’m a Woman Who Grew up in New Jersey, and Rumors About Real, Yellowjackets-Style Cannibal Cults…

I would say that even if notes that read “squealers get skewers” weren’t habitually left in my locker and occasionally mailed to my home.

Mar 24

This Cold Pizza is Not My Attempt To Prevent Unionization

This Cold Pizza is Not My Attempt To Prevent Unionization

It’s a Selfless Gesture of Thanks To My Employees

Mar 23

Cord Cutting Guide to Murdering Your Climbing Partner

Cord Cutting Guide to Murdering Your Climbing Partner

To Xfinity, and just over that boulder

Miles-Erik Bell

Mar 22

MasterClass: The Art of Acting in a Fat Suit

MasterClass: The Art of Acting in a Fat Suit

Everything you need to know, from putting on prosthetics to penning an Oscar acceptance speech.

Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Mar 21

Feelin’ Lucky After Finding These Golden Pieces

Feelin’ Lucky After Finding These Golden Pieces

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Satire Pieces (Week of 12 Mar. 2023)

Mar 20

🍀 Aggie’s St. Paddy’s Day Special! 🍀

🍀 Aggie’s St. Paddy’s Day Special! 🍀

LOTS of Big Announcements

Mar 17

It’s Your Inbox, and I’m Worried About You

It’s Your Inbox, and I’m Worried About You

An Intervention

Mar 16

Quiz: Fox News or “Wuthering Heights”?

Quiz: Fox News or “Wuthering Heights”?

Which gothic romance gone wrong is it?

Mar 15

Birthed by Men: Comedy Origin Stories

Birthed by Men: Comedy Origin Stories

From the Bible we know that Man created the first comedy, for the Bible tells us so.

Mar 14

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