Maggie Lalley20 Something Woman On First Date Admits: I Foresee a Custody BattleFred is nice and all, but I have my doubts. It’s like, sure, he’ll GET the check at Red Lobster tonight (I suggested the place because I…·2 min read·Feb 11, 2020----
Maggie LalleyAccidental New York Performance Art Piecesa woman climbing a set of stairs with a cello on her back·1 min read·Sep 3, 2019----
Maggie LalleyThings I Did When I Found Out Santa Wasn’t RealGot my first period·1 min read·Aug 27, 2019----
Maggie Lalley7 Beautiful Haikus Plus A Poem I Wrote When I Was High AFPizza·2 min read·Aug 26, 2019----
Maggie LalleyThings I’ve mistakenly brought up at partiesThe face that I want to leave·3 min read·Aug 25, 2019--1--1
Maggie LalleyinPickle ForkUnpaid Acting Roles I’ve Said Yes To39 year old blind mystery novelist in new York film academy student film·2 min read·Aug 23, 2019--4--4
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawRegular Shampoo Is OUT and Apple Cider Vinegar and Baking Soda Shampoo is INBecause why smell like a garden when you can smell like a garden SALAD?·3 min read·Jul 2, 2019--1--1
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawManic Pixie Dream Girl vs. Medicated Pixie Dream GirlManic PDG: I stayed up all night last night and wrote thirty songs about wood nymphs for the ukelele. My one woman show is ready!·3 min read·Apr 26, 2019--6--6
Maggie LalleyinLady PiecesThis is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On InstagramUpon insertion, I was jazzed about getting an IUD! “You’ll love it,” said my gynecologist. “You’ll have lighter periods, manageable PMS…4 min read·Feb 25, 2019----
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawModern Alice in Wonderland Falls Down YouTube Rabbit HoleModern Alice doesn’t have the energy to fall down an actual hole, or the moxie required to trudge through a potentially exhausting land of…4 min read·Jan 21, 2019--2--2