I Technically Invented Masturbation

At 10, though, I didn’t feel like bragging about it.

Marcel Milkthistle
Nov 2 · 7 min read

I’ve been masturbating since my pre-teen years. Before I produced sperm. Before I knew it had a proper name and it was something people did. I had discovered it myself. I didn’t go as far as believing that other masturbating people had to pay me royalties, but I had never actually heard of anyone doing something…

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Marcel Milkthistle

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Recovering sex addict and self-punisher. Telling stories I wouldn't dare tell under my real name.

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