I Technically Invented Masturbation
At 10, though, I didn’t feel like bragging about it.
Nov 2 · 7 min read

I’ve been masturbating since my pre-teen years. Before I produced sperm. Before I knew it had a proper name and it was something people did. I had discovered it myself. I didn’t go as far as believing that other masturbating people had to pay me royalties, but I had never actually heard of anyone doing something…

