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On Those Allegations of Literary Naughtiness (Dan Mallory)

This is something I wrote earlier this year. Did you ever read this insanely entertaining New Yorker piece on Dan Mallory? He wrote a…

Nov 19, 2019

On Those Allegations of Literary Naughtiness (Dan Mallory)

Nov 19, 2019

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Must Be My Birthday

Net Neutrality Rises From The Grave!

Remember that the FCC recently decided to murder the internet and everyone declared net neutrality dead dead de3adD? Well. Somebody called…

May 16, 2018

Net Neutrality Rises From The Grave!

May 16, 2018

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Eric Trump: The Lobby Of Some Erics Asks For Justice, Understanding and Tolerance

The following statement was released earlier today by the Lobby Of Some Erics:

Nov 28, 2017

Eric Trump: The Lobby Of Some Erics Asks For Justice, Understanding and Tolerance

Nov 28, 2017

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Rick Perry Explains How Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual Assault

Energy Secretary Rick Perry was recently talking about the importance of fossil fuels and had some groundbreaking insight to share. When…

Nov 2, 2017

Rick Perry Explains How Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual Assault

Nov 2, 2017

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What To Do With Trump’s $4,000 Raise?

So. Sarah. Nice of you to ask. Since this is a B.S. non-estimate that is based on the theory that giving tax breaks to the rich translates…

Oct 23, 2017

What To Do With Trump’s $4,000 Raise?

Oct 23, 2017

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Post-apocalyptic Cage Match Between Trump And McConnell

GUNK: Well, well, welcome to the ANGERDOOOOOOOME!

Aug 23, 2017

Post-apocalyptic Cage Match Between Trump And McConnell

Aug 23, 2017

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Bannon Exits White House To Pull Strings More Comfortably From Own Couch

The Internet has reacted gleefully to reports of Bannon’s exit from the White House. Many believe he was pushed out, but Bannon just…

Aug 18, 2017

Bannon Exits White House To Pull Strings More Comfortably From Own Couch

Aug 18, 2017

Margot Machado

Medium Implements Weird Clapping System

In its relentless pursuit to give the entire world carpal tunnel syndrome, Medium has introduced a clapping system that allows the writers…

Aug 16, 2017

Medium Implements Weird Clapping System

Aug 16, 2017

Margot Machado
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Furniture Resigns From Trump’s Manufacturing Council

After a large part of President Trump’s Manufacturing Council resigned this week in the wake of the Charlottesville white supremacist…

Aug 15, 2017

Furniture Resigns From Trump’s Manufacturing Council

Aug 15, 2017

Margot Machado
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POETRY NEWZ: Stephen Miller Inaugurates The Antiheroic Epic Genre

Beowulf 2017, The Antiheroic Epic

Aug 15, 2017

POETRY NEWZ: Stephen Miller Inaugurates The Antiheroic Epic Genre

Aug 15, 2017

Margot Machado

Margot Machado

Check out my writing and doodles! Mostly satire and jokes with a sprinkle of politics. More doodles on IG @jenesaiswha. Call your representatives: 202 224 3121

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