Mari CrawfordFuck anyone who said this was a sinWas this always crashing through a torrential rain that washed away every possibility of me even rememberingFeb 3Feb 3
Mari CrawfordIt’ll DryAs I trudged down 104th street in the pouring rain, I realized how much I truly hated my rain coat. It wasn’t even a rain coat. It was…Jul 16, 2023Jul 16, 2023
Mari CrawfordThe Way You Walk Your DogI’m not a big animal rights activist. I love animals, but some people, they are compelled to be veterinarians or start non-profits for…May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
Mari CrawfordYou’re Starting A FarmI got one of your emails. From your new email list. Looks like you’re starting a farm. You never seemed like the kind of person who would…May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
Mari CrawfordinHumor DarlingRejectress Submission: Mari CrawfordMale Trump supporter has not gotten laid in four yearsAug 31, 2020Aug 31, 2020