Mari CrawfordThank You, Simone Biles“We can kind of lean on each other. That’s what girl’s girls do. That’s what we’re going to do. We’re just going to go out there and make…6d ago6d ago
Mari CrawfordFuck anyone who said this was a sinWas this always crashing through a torrential rain that washed away every possibility of me even rememberingFeb 3Feb 3
Mari CrawfordIt’ll DryAs I trudged down 104th street in the pouring rain, I realized how much I truly hated my rain coat. It wasn’t even a rain coat. It was…Jul 16, 2023Jul 16, 2023
Mari CrawfordThe Way You Walk Your DogI’m not a big animal rights activist. I love animals, but some people, they are compelled to be veterinarians or start non-profits for…May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
Mari CrawfordYou’re Starting A FarmI got one of your emails. From your new email list. Looks like you’re starting a farm. You never seemed like the kind of person who would…May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
Mari CrawfordinHumor DarlingRejectress Submission: Mari CrawfordMale Trump supporter has not gotten laid in four yearsAug 31, 2020Aug 31, 2020
