PinnedSchizophrenic Professor Number InfinityThe unfortunate story of Michael LaudorI read this story last night: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2023/05/american-madness-schizophrenia-mental-illness/673490/…6 min read·Apr 17, 2023----
PinnedSchizophrenic Professor Number InfinityThis is what my paranoid schizophrenia is likeYesterday, collaborators and I were trying to work out why a peak in a certain curve had shifted. I had separately done a calibration to…5 min read·May 18, 2023--2--2
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityHere’s how you get voice men interestedI figured out the formula. It works like a charm.3 min read·20 hours ago----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityAccording to the voices, the “org” is my lifeThe only thing I have ever tried to do and ever will do, they think, is get admiration from the “org” of voices or whatever they are.3 min read·2 days ago----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityHow to read a hidden Markov modelEverytime I give a presentation on hidden Markov models to physicists, I ask, “How many people have seen these before?” The answer? Almost…4 min read·Jun 19, 2024----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityOn having a scientific paper that people are citing but that you are somewhat sure many people…This paper marked the first time in my career that referee reports were laughably bad — but it wasn’t laughable at the time.6 min read·Jun 18, 2024----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityHow do I get treated for trauma from things that I’m sure happened but that nobody else can see?One day, I make a lot of jokes about how stupid the “org” (voices, for those of you who don’t buy into my paranoid schizophrenic delusion)…5 min read·Jun 16, 2024----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityPaying attention to gossip: impossible not to, but gosh I hope nobody does that with meI was just at a wedding. All names have been changed. One of my fiancee’s cousins Connor and his fiancee, Sally, were there. We were…5 min read·Jun 16, 2024----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityVoices think that some people are just superior to othersThey call it “magical superiority” and try to prove that one brain is better than another brain. Right now, they gave me someone else’s…3 min read·Jun 13, 2024----
Schizophrenic Professor Number InfinityVoiceland: One day, and a Yale B.S. is a deranged idiotThis is almost too sad for me to write.3 min read·Jun 13, 2024----