matt corlukaWidow to Get 5 More Minutes with PillowIn an unprecedented display, Jimmy (of Jimmy’s Moving) is allowing Angela Hull a few more minutes with her deceased husband’s favorite…Feb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
matt corlukaDragon Denies Allegations- Claims He Said “Hoard”One of the stars of Bravo’s Dragonpump Rules is finding out there’s something more dangerous than a strong knight… and that’s a pissed off…Jan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
matt corlukaREPORT: Landlord Can’t Hear Any Electronic Whirring Behind MirrorYanic Boissoneault, 40, admits it might be his fading hearing, but he absolutely can’t hear any sort of sounds behind the large mirror in…Jan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
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matt corlukaDaughter Plays Along Even Though Bedtime Story Clearly ImprovisedDespite the overwhelming amount of plot holes and inconsistent character actions, 9-year-old Darla MacKinnon is willing to listen patiently…Jan 17, 2017Jan 17, 2017
matt corlukaMan Furious with Bad Haircut Only Tips 10%Newly-arrived copywriter Ken Flammel, 42, was more than furious with the service at Barber Tony’s: he was enraged.Oct 27, 2016Oct 27, 2016
matt corlukaCensus Taker Doesn’t Need to Write It DownA new hiring spree for the census resulted in candidates like Kyle Spengler taking the role of census taker. While many citizens are…Oct 25, 2016Oct 25, 2016
matt corlukaPessimist Really Bringing Hivemind’s Mood DownThe Nexus has become a haven of positivity and light thoughts, but recent additions have some drones feeling less than happy lately.Oct 24, 2016Oct 24, 2016