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The Comically Bad Timing of Death

This essay is five years in the making, but we’re not here to admire my procrastination skills, or how long I can keep ideas in an iPhone…

7 min readMay 12, 2022

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The Comically Bad Timing of Death

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I’m An Owl And Sometimes I Just Want To Know WHY

My kind have been pigeonholed, or rather owlholed, as one to only ask, “WHO? WHO? WHO?” Well I’m here to renounce this societal censorship!

3 min readJun 12, 2020

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I’m An Owl And Sometimes I Just Want To Know WHY

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Another Missed Voicemail From Your Mother Earth

Hi. It’s me. Your MOTHER Earth calling. You know, the one you only remember when it’s INCONVENIENT for you?

3 min readApr 21, 2020

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Another Missed Voicemail From Your Mother Earth

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Leaked Results of Past and Present Trump Team’s “Which Halloween Candy Are You?” Quiz

Former Press Secretary Anthony Scaramucci — Atomic Fireballs

1 min readOct 31, 2017

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Leaked Results of Past and Present Trump Team’s “Which Halloween Candy Are You?” Quiz

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Feeling Worthy of Any Human (Or Dog’s) Eye Contact

3 min readSep 21, 2015

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Feeling Worthy of Any Human (Or Dog’s) Eye Contact

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A Necessary Analysis Of Gin Blossoms’ “Hey Jealousy”

4 min readAug 26, 2015

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A Necessary Analysis Of Gin Blossoms’ “Hey Jealousy”

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Making Your Home Look Like An Adult Lives In It

4 min readJul 24, 2015

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Making Your Home Look Like An Adult Lives In It

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Lies I’ve Told White People

3 min readJun 17, 2015

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Lies I’ve Told White People

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How To Leave A Lasting Impression (And Some Of Your Tooth) At Your First New York Internship

4 min readMay 26, 2015

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How To Leave A Lasting Impression (And Some Of Your Tooth) At Your First New York Internship

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7 Minutes In Hell At An Open Mic

4 min readApr 28, 2015

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7 Minutes In Hell At An Open Mic

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Meghan Ross

Meghan Ross

writer/director/comedian/middle child. Sundance Episodic Lab Fellow + stuff in The New Yorker, VICE, Reductress, The Toast, & more defunct but beloved sites.

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