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I Don’t Need a Pilot’s License, I Just Need to Believe In Myself

I’ll take my self-confidence over your phony certificate any day

3 min readMay 11, 2022

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I Don’t Need a Pilot’s License, I Just Need to Believe In Myself

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Considering Having Kids? 7 Easy Ways to Simulate Parenthood Before Deciding

4 min readMar 9, 2022

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Considering Having Kids? 7 Easy Ways to Simulate Parenthood Before Deciding

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MuddyUm

The 5 People You’ll Meet On Facebook Marketplace

Get to know your five new best friends

4 min readMay 17, 2022

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The 5 People You’ll Meet On Facebook Marketplace

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Frazzled

The Top 7 Real Villains of the Disney Universe

Written by a Dad who has watched way too much Disney+

5 min readMay 5, 2022

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The Top 7 Real Villains of the Disney Universe

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to the Martians Controlling the Weather With Space Lasers

You’re doing great, but I have some notes

2 min readMay 2, 2022

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An Open Letter to the Martians Controlling the Weather With Space Lasers

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MuddyUm

Dear Elon, Can We Talk About The SpaceX Daycare Center?

Space — where no one can hear kids scream

2 min readApr 27, 2022

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Dear Elon, Can We Talk About The SpaceX Daycare Center?

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MuddyUm

5 Insider Tips to Help Your True Crime Podcast Become a Hit

Learn how to have a successful career ruining people's lives

3 min readApr 26, 2022

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5 Insider Tips to Help Your True Crime Podcast Become a Hit

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MuddyUm

Mob Boss Wagers Two Wise Guys Enough to Guard Masked Vigilante

We tied him up pretty good — I think

3 min readApr 4, 2022

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Mob Boss Wagers Two Wise Guys Enough to Guard Masked Vigilante

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MuddyUm

To the Fascist Factory Owner Who Wouldn’t Hire my 5-year-old Son

Take your prejudices back to the 20th century

3 min readMar 31, 2022

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To the Fascist Factory Owner Who Wouldn’t Hire my 5-year-old Son

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MuddyUm

5 Reasons Pandemic Life Was a Golden Age for Introverts

When staying home and watching Netflix was considered heroic

4 min readMar 27, 2022

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5 Reasons Pandemic Life Was a Golden Age for Introverts

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Michael Savio

Michael Savio

An aging Millennial and father of two alleged to be a top writer in satire. Words can be found in Frazzled, MuddyUm, and garbage cans worldwide.

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