Andrew MillerWhat The Golden Corral Teaches Us About LifeReality sets in; you have $7.93 in your interest free checking account. You are probably thinking many things like: how did it come to…Nov 24, 2021Nov 24, 2021
Andrew MillerMy Application to Appear on Food Network’s Beat Bobby FlayDear Food Network,Nov 7, 2021Nov 7, 2021
Andrew MillerMy rejected submissions to Lays “Do us a Flavor Contest.”Every year Lays outsources their focus groups, marketing and R&D to the American people as they ask the internet what their next flavor of…May 8, 2021May 8, 2021
Andrew MillerThe Art of Window Dressing for Losers Like YouLet’s face it, you’re a loser. You have a loser job and you live in a place similar to other losers. Everything about you is…May 31, 2020May 31, 2020
Andrew MillerThe 5 People You Meet in HellCrap, you’re dead. Here’s what happens next.Oct 19, 2019Oct 19, 2019
Andrew MillerIn Supreme Showing of Dominance, Co-worker Jeff Claims the Spicy Chili Really isn’t that SpicyIt was the company wide non denominational winter party at the McDonna Gainer Law Firm in Killington Vermont. Most the partners had just…Apr 14, 2019Apr 14, 2019
Andrew MillerScience Now Confirms Diamond Is Not Earth’s Hardest SubstanceIn a laboratory in Indianapolis Indiana, top and middle scientists have confirmed what many may have already known. After a 13 year…Feb 24, 2019Feb 24, 2019
Andrew MillerCouple decides to let child choose its gender just moments after being evicted from yurt.Kerrigan and Candler were faced with some tough decisions on May 9, 2018. Decisions like which vinyl record to listen to first, who got to…Feb 17, 2019Feb 17, 2019
Andrew MillerNeighborhood Lion Stalks Wife’s Restaurant Leftovers in the FridgeIt was a warm Saturday morning as Stuart woke up, got dressed and went downstairs to read the paper. When he walked into the kitchen he…Feb 10, 2019Feb 10, 2019