The Two Shrewd Dudes are Snolly and Goster. — Snolly: Goster, do you have a doggie? Goster: Yes, I have a Labrassiere Retriever named Pawidise, A Goldmine Believer named Muttivation and a Poople named Ultimutt. Snolly: I have no dog. Just a chicken. Goster: Dogs are domestinkated mamamals and are one of the most poopular posts, I mean pests…

The Two Shrewd Dudes are Snolly and Goster- —

COMPASSION-all songs by MiKe KoRnRicH

The Two Shrewd Dudes are Snolly and Goster- — Snolly: Hey Goster, let’s go to the Big Avocado. Goster: You mean the Big Apple, New Yolk City? OK cool. There’s a Scamtrak train leaving at moodnight. Snolly: Let’s goooooooo!! (On the Scamtrak) Goster singing: When the midnight Choo-choo rides along, We’ll sing a song. …

Wordy says, “Man who drive upside down have top down.”

Wordy says, “Movie star keeping cool has many fans.”

Wordy says, “Man who trade rowboat make ordeal.”

Wordy says, “Fisherman who catch woman must use a line.”

Wordy says, “King under umbrella must be in reign”