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Interview with The Wolf in ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’
Interview with The Wolf in ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’
“He kept blaming me so I thought f**k that, I might as well kill everyone.”
Calum James
Jun 10
The Pitching Style of Ron DeSantis
The Pitching Style of Ron DeSantis
Hard throwing fastballer or catty politician?
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jun 10
Don’t Look To Literature For Answers
Don’t Look To Literature For Answers
Writers don’t know anything about anything.
Christine Stevens
Jun 10
Women Raise Children. Men Only Ever Babysit Them
Women Raise Children. Men Only Ever Babysit Them
An unapologetic generalisation.
Uvebruce
Jun 10
Hateful Christian Nationalist Pat Robertson is Dead — A Short ‘O-bitch-uary’
Hateful Christian Nationalist Pat Robertson is Dead — A Short ‘O-bitch-uary’
Because Jesus taught ‘Let’s’ monetize Christianity through spreading hate and exclusion!’
Johnny Robish
Jun 9
Why It Took So Long For Indictments
Why It Took So Long For Indictments
They Came From Florida, Didn’t They? ‘Nough Said.
David Volk
Jun 9
Dear Soccer: Please, No More Penalty Kicks
Dear Soccer: Please, No More Penalty Kicks
Soccer’s long-awaited Champions League final kicks off tomorrow: Britain’s powerhouse Manchester City vs. Italy’s spunky AC Milan, the…
Zach Przystup
Jun 9
It’s Easy to Meet Dear Neighbors on Facebook
It’s Easy to Meet Dear Neighbors on Facebook
But are those friend requests real?
John Sorstokke
Jun 9
Writing with a sixteen-pound cat on my lap
Writing with a sixteen-pound cat on my lap
My laptop sits to my left because my lap is spoken for.
Steve Hagelman
Jun 9
The Local Baseball Team Is Changing Its Name Back to The Brown Dukes After a Short Stint as The…
The Local Baseball Team Is Changing Its Name Back to The Brown Dukes After a Short Stint as The…
We sincerely apologize to Dukes fans worldwide.
Matthew Thiele
Jun 9
You’re Cordially Invited to Select a Gift From This Impeccably Curated Wedding Registry
You’re Cordially Invited to Select a Gift From This Impeccably Curated Wedding Registry
I am definitely not in need of another Old Testament bible
Katherine Shaw
Jun 9
I’m Your Kitchen at 1 am, May I Take Your Order?
I’m Your Kitchen at 1 am, May I Take Your Order?
So, you didn’t eat enough dinner and now you’re looking for a quick late night snack before bed? Not to worry! I, your kitchen, have been…
Zoiey
Jun 9
Extraterrestrials I Have Met During My Psychic Travels Through Space: Pt. 1 (A-C)
Extraterrestrials I Have Met During My Psychic Travels Through Space: Pt. 1 (A-C)
Note: Wikipedia claims these races are all fictional. Who are you going to believe: them, or me?
R.D. Ronstad
Jun 9
A Letter to Snapchat
A Letter to Snapchat
That little red circle gets me every time.
Will Anthony
Jun 9
Man Swallows a lot of Semen for Being Straight
Man Swallows a lot of Semen for Being Straight
Several of local man, Chad Hester’s friends and even some family members who know him “pretty well” had unanimously reported over the…
Mark J. Shady
Jun 9
Who’s “Richard?”
Who’s “Richard?”
Formal address causes confusion
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 8
Life Isn’t Fair for Vertically Challenged Women
Life Isn’t Fair for Vertically Challenged Women
Short isn’t always sweet
L.A. Strucke
Jun 8
Why Zombies Would Make Excellent Customer Service Representatives
Why Zombies Would Make Excellent Customer Service Representatives
No More Hang-ups: Imagine an Afterlife Devoted to Perfecting Your Customer Service Experience. Yes, we’re talking about Zombies.
Nathan Chen
Jun 8
Top 10 Ways To Not Be A Fat Bastard
Top 10 Ways To Not Be A Fat Bastard
Yes, you CAN win the “Battle of the Bulge”!
Spyder Darling
Jun 8
Do You Want to Know the Truth about Living on a Boat? It’s Not All Sunset Cruises and Cocktails
Do You Want to Know the Truth about Living on a Boat? It’s Not All Sunset Cruises and Cocktails
An Insider Scoop of Living On A Boat
Ida Adams
Jun 8
The Saudis Would Like to Buy Your Attention Now
The Saudis Would Like to Buy Your Attention Now
They’re collecting the most sought after assets in the world
Bashar Salame, D.C
Jun 8
My Cats’ Rules For Visitors
My Cats’ Rules For Visitors
If you wanna be my friend, you gotta get with my cats
Nancy Parish
Jun 8
Don’t Let Poor People Steal From You
Don’t Let Poor People Steal From You
They are shameless.
Smillew Rahcuef
Jun 8
Feel Like Your Social Life is Lacking That Special Something? Try Alcohol.
Feel Like Your Social Life is Lacking That Special Something? Try Alcohol.
It’s not an addiction if everyone does it
Alina Schwarz
Jun 8
Alarming
Alarming
Megan jerked awake to the blast of the house alarm. It didn’t stop. She turned to her husband, Cameron. She couldn’t believe he lay…
John K Adams
Jun 8
Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes Stalls Her Jail Sentence By Hiring Dwarf Actors To Portray Her Kids
Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes Stalls Her Jail Sentence By Hiring Dwarf Actors To Portray Her Kids
Low-Life and the Seven Dwarfs
Ellie Salvaje
Jun 8
Supreme Court Outlaws Self-Pleasuring Devices
Supreme Court Outlaws Self-Pleasuring Devices
In a 5–4 decision, the conservative majority upholds 1873 Comstock Law making it illegal to send obscene objects through the mail.
Andrew Jazprose Hill
Jun 8
Time Is A Painter and You Are Its Masterpiece
Time Is A Painter and You Are Its Masterpiece
Plastic surgery and Botox would mar the canvas. Please don’t.
Christine Stevens
Jun 8
Skip Happens
Skip Happens
Unraveling the History and Myths of Skipping
Allen R Smith
Jun 7
Book Titles Adjusted for Inflation
Book Titles Adjusted for Inflation
Harry Potter and the Red Solo Cup of Fire
Alexis Tai
Jun 7
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