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Let’s Have Forced Birth for Women and Forced Organ Donation for Men
Let’s Have Forced Birth for Women and Forced Organ Donation for Men
Human beings need organs, men need life commitments
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jul 6
A Very Chinese Scandal
A Very Chinese Scandal
Where is Peng Shuai and what exactly is sexual assault?
Christine Stevens
Jul 6
Let’s Scrap Voting Altogether
Let’s Scrap Voting Altogether
Reality TV is a much better way to elect our leaders
Jean Campbell
Jul 6
I don’t like to reply comments on my articles
I don’t like to reply comments on my articles
I consider it the most boring activity (no offense).
Elyn
Jul 6
How To Spend 3 Hours Setting Up A Kayak And Never Get In It
How To Spend 3 Hours Setting Up A Kayak And Never Get In It
Has anything ever been allowed to go well?
Caitlin Andrews
Jul 6
10 Convenient Ways To Use Your Hubby As A Raincheck
10 Convenient Ways To Use Your Hubby As A Raincheck
Marriage isn't a prison; it's a neverending well of excuses.
Nataly Urbaez
Jul 5
Proverbs can be Confusing
Proverbs can be Confusing
Proverbs often confuse me. Sharing my thoughts on some of them as follows:
Abhishek Sainani
Jul 5
How to Break Up a Kegger, Doggy Style
How to Break Up a Kegger, Doggy Style
Want to know how to break up a raging fraternity kegger in 30 seconds?
C L Smith
Jul 5
Spreading Like Wildfire: Lawn Gone
Spreading Like Wildfire: Lawn Gone
Stolen goods turn bad: garden thief pays the price
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 5
Steal This ‘Out of Office’ Email
Steal This ‘Out of Office’ Email
Hello and thanks for your message!
Evan Wildstein
Jul 5
A Classic Convert Isn’t Always So Cool
A Classic Convert Isn’t Always So Cool
In the beginning of our relationship, everything got really heated
Brooke Ramey Nelson
Jul 5
My Message To The Graduates
My Message To The Graduates
Heed my words, young ones
Tommy Paley
Jul 5
You’ve Got To Worry When They Start Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
You’ve Got To Worry When They Start Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
Or Is It The Stupid Part?
David Volk
Jul 5
Book ’em, Slappy
Book ’em, Slappy
Hannibal Buress started the machinery that brought serial rapist Bill Cosby to justice. After the death of Michelle McNamara, Patton Oswalt…
Patrick Flynn
Jul 5
Friendships
Friendships
Everything changes, no matter what
Terry Trueman
Jul 5
God Gets Distracted On The Way To Fixing World Peace
God Gets Distracted On The Way To Fixing World Peace
Now, where was I again?
Sharmila Shankarkumar
Jul 5
More Quiet Desperations of a Straight Old White Guy
More Quiet Desperations of a Straight Old White Guy
Kombucha? Am I supposed to know what that even is?
Freeman Scott
Jul 5
The Drive-In Was a Hoot
The Drive-In Was a Hoot
As the sun went down and the movie flickered on the screen, kids and their parents settled in for a night of entertainment.
Mark Trevor
Jul 5
Mitch McConnell To Push New “Care Bear” Message Of Republican Party
Mitch McConnell To Push New “Care Bear” Message Of Republican Party
Caring is what counts!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 5
Smart People Don’t Use Smartphones
Smart People Don’t Use Smartphones
They use their heads
Philip Ogley
Jul 5
So Many to Thank
So Many to Thank
Acknowledgements from the author
David Martin
Jul 4
DATELINE July 4, 2042. FOX TV LIVE BREAKING NEWS!
DATELINE July 4, 2042. FOX TV LIVE BREAKING NEWS!
Good evening, I’m Bret Derringer.
P T Adams
Jul 4
Kevin Garnett Blasts Kevin Durant For Being A Bitch
Kevin Garnett Blasts Kevin Durant For Being A Bitch
Dishonor to the name Kevin
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 4
Would You Pay Not To Pee?
Would You Pay Not To Pee?
Healthy and rich New York men are paying up to $20,000 to alleviate the urge.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 4
Scientists: You’re Living In The Past
Scientists: You’re Living In The Past
What you think is the present moment is already old news.
Clem Samson
Jul 4
Ally Sheedy and the Kimchi Pancake Special
Ally Sheedy and the Kimchi Pancake Special
A shot at the Parkway Theater
Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
Jul 4
The Neighborhood Which Banned “Cancel Sculpture”
The Neighborhood Which Banned “Cancel Sculpture”
By letting people put these in their front yards
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Jul 4
Here Are Just a Few of My Viral Posts, According to Popular Opinion
Here Are Just a Few of My Viral Posts, According to Popular Opinion
Help me get the word out about my great viral success
Katemiya
Jul 4
Laundry Day: The Final Chapter
Laundry Day: The Final Chapter
She wasn’t saved, but it was God’s will.
Midi O'Rourke
Jul 4
The Case for The Attack
The Case for The Attack
The Seagull.
Ian Vince
Jul 4
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