The Haven

Human beings need organs, men need life commitments

Where is Peng Shuai and what exactly is sexual assault?

Reality TV is a much better way to elect our leaders

I consider it the most boring activity (no offense).

Has anything ever been allowed to go well?

Marriage isn't a prison; it's a neverending well of excuses.

Proverbs often confuse me. Sharing my thoughts on some of them as follows:

Want to know how to break up a raging fraternity kegger in 30 seconds?

Stolen goods turn bad: garden thief pays the price

Hello and thanks for your message!

In the beginning of our relationship, everything got really heated

Heed my words, young ones

Or Is It The Stupid Part?

Hannibal Buress started the machinery that brought serial rapist Bill Cosby to justice. After the death of Michelle McNamara, Patton Oswalt…

Everything changes, no matter what

Now, where was I again?

Kombucha? Am I supposed to know what that even is?

As the sun went down and the movie flickered on the screen, kids and their parents settled in for a night of entertainment.

Caring is what counts!

They use their heads

Acknowledgements from the author

Good evening, I’m Bret Derringer.

Dishonor to the name Kevin

Healthy and rich New York men are paying up to $20,000 to alleviate the urge.

What you think is the present moment is already old news.

A shot at the Parkway Theater

By letting people put these in their front yards

Help me get the word out about my great viral success

She wasn’t saved, but it was God’s will.

The Seagull.