Molly Brianna CollinsWoman Thanks God for Being Impregnated by Rapist with Perfect Hallmark Cardby Molly Collins, originally written in 2016May 17, 2019May 17, 2019
Molly Brianna CollinsAn Overtime Request From the Stress of TeachingDear (go back and put the name here):Mar 26, 2018Mar 26, 2018
Molly Brianna CollinsHow to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth EditionSep 23, 2017Sep 23, 2017
Molly Brianna CollinsAn Index Card a DayI teach six college English classes per semester, so I often find myself overwhelmed with preparation and grading. This semester, I wanted…Sep 16, 20171Sep 16, 20171
Molly Brianna CollinsI’m Samara, Well-Dwelling Girl Ghost from ‘The Ring’ Franchise, and My Relevance is At Risk in…It’s me, the girl from The Ring. Don’t worry. This is a serious matter, so I’m not going to try and bait you into watching my cursed tape…Sep 15, 2017Sep 15, 2017
Molly Brianna CollinsIrma Update: Dead Horse-Fly, Lone Piece of Romaine, Single Strand of Chest Hair Safe on Foster…A dead Horse-fly, lone piece of romaine, and single strand of chest hair are safe after the cases of bottled water under which they lived…Sep 11, 2017Sep 11, 2017
Molly Brianna CollinsOpen Letter: An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.comDonate to McSweeney’sMay 31, 2017May 31, 2017
Molly Brianna CollinsThe Oxford Comma’s Online Dating ProfileDonate to McSweeney’sMay 31, 2017May 31, 2017
Molly Brianna CollinsHere’s How You Can Fight Back Against Trump’s Executive Order To Add Themyscira to the Travel BanUnfazed by the federal appeals court’s decision not to reinstate the travel ban, President Trump has signed another Executive Order banning…May 31, 2017May 31, 2017
