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The true story of an intruder, some mushrooms and a massive turd

He was kind of like this, only lying down, and tripping, covered in shit! Photo by Nadia Sitova on Unsplash

Every time we brush our teeth in our house we are standing in the exact spot where, a few years earlier, I found a man, in our shed, off his tits on mushrooms and covered in shit.

I kid you not.

It all started rather innocuously. It was a normal…

Gary De Cloedt

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