Nathan KamalinSlackjawI’m Your Phone’s Autocorrect, And I Don’t Know What The Duck You Want From MeOh boy. Looks like you’re typing something. Alright, pull it together, this is it. This is the big show. This is my moment to shine. Your…Oct 21, 20212Oct 21, 20212
Nathan KamalAlaska, A Few Days LaterI had lost almost 20 pounds over the summer. Having already been perilously underweight for a 6’4” man, this was not excess body mass for…Aug 23, 2021Aug 23, 2021
Nathan KamalinSlackjawDon’t Talk To Me Before I’ve Had My Coffee And Processed My High School Trauma!Good morning, everyone. Monday, right? Just a friendly warning to you all, don’t even try to talk to me before I’ve had my coffee and…Aug 21, 20211Aug 21, 20211
Nathan KamalinSlackjawI’m Burly Burlington And You Have A Golden Ticket To Tour My Coat FactoryHello, boys and girls and parents and grandparents! I’m Burly Burlington and you’re all here because you are in possession of one of my…Jun 30, 2021Jun 30, 2021
Nathan Kamalin2 Ho Ho Ho’sThis Year We Earth Day Kids Have to Beat Those Snobby Arbor Day Kids From The Camp Across The Lake!Hey campers! I know it’s been a tough summer, but it’s time to pull together. Here at Camp Earth Day, we’re a bunch of misfits and scamps…Apr 30, 2021Apr 30, 2021
Nathan KamalinSlackjawTonight, You Will Be Visited By Three Salads You Left In The Fridge To Order Takeout InsteadThis spectral visitation is your only chance to change your disgusting ways.Apr 27, 20212Apr 27, 20212