Nick ClaussenTrump’s phone style works great for me, too, it’s the greatest styleIn order to make everything great again great (megag), I have decided that it would be best to emulate our country’s top leader when making…Aug 12, 2017Aug 12, 2017
Nick ClaussenDo you want to learn about a city and have fun at the same time? Just go to the grocery store!I love going to the grocery store, I always have.Jun 19, 2016Jun 19, 2016
Nick ClaussenReason No.I live in a small city, but lately I have been having an awful lot of interaction with wild animals.Jun 12, 2016Jun 12, 2016
Nick ClaussenThe uninspiring, mostly true story of a terrible soccer player and his quest for a goalMost Saturday mornings throughout the year, I get up early, get dressed and go play soccer in my local league.May 29, 2016May 29, 2016
Nick ClausseninApplaudienceThe next actor who should take on the James Bond role is…After much deliberation, I have decided that I will accept the movie role of James Bond, 007.May 23, 2016May 23, 2016
Nick ClaussenAs the 17-year cicadas are emerging in my yard, I am fascinated, inspired and depressedAs students are graduating and people of all ages are moving into new phases of their lives, it forces us all to look at how quickly life…May 17, 2016May 17, 2016
Nick ClaussenCut off from society: A terrible tale of survivalDay 1 cut off from society.Apr 28, 2016Apr 28, 2016
Nick ClaussenSpending a lot of time in the makeup aisle has made me an expert on swimming pool toysTo say that I don’t know much about women is a little like saying that I don’t know much about cell phones.Apr 6, 2016Apr 6, 2016
Nick ClaussenOur pets have so much to teach us, and so much poop for us to clean upAs a guy in his mid-40s (I know, I know, I look like I am in my 20s…) I often think that I am a strong, competent adult who is in control…Jan 31, 2016Jan 31, 2016
Nick ClausseninMovie Time GuruMaybe The Force is just cranky from being woken up too earlyNow that most people who wanted to see the Star Wars movie have already seen it, I thought it was an important time to offer some serious…Jan 31, 20161Jan 31, 20161