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Nick Claussen

Nick Claussen

Trump’s phone style works great for me, too, it’s the greatest style

In order to make everything great again great (megag), I have decided that it would be best to emulate our country’s top leader when making…

Aug 12, 2017

Aug 12, 2017

Nick Claussen

Do you want to learn about a city and have fun at the same time? Just go to the grocery store!

I love going to the grocery store, I always have.

Jun 19, 2016

Jun 19, 2016

Nick Claussen

Reason No.

I live in a small city, but lately I have been having an awful lot of interaction with wild animals.

Jun 12, 2016

Jun 12, 2016

Nick Claussen

The uninspiring, mostly true story of a terrible soccer player and his quest for a goal

Most Saturday mornings throughout the year, I get up early, get dressed and go play soccer in my local league.

May 29, 2016

May 29, 2016

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Applaudience

The next actor who should take on the James Bond role is…

After much deliberation, I have decided that I will accept the movie role of James Bond, 007.

May 23, 2016

May 23, 2016

Nick Claussen

As the 17-year cicadas are emerging in my yard, I am fascinated, inspired and depressed

As students are graduating and people of all ages are moving into new phases of their lives, it forces us all to look at how quickly life…

May 17, 2016

May 17, 2016

Nick Claussen

Cut off from society: A terrible tale of survival

Day 1 cut off from society.

Apr 28, 2016

Apr 28, 2016

Nick Claussen

Spending a lot of time in the makeup aisle has made me an expert on swimming pool toys

To say that I don’t know much about women is a little like saying that I don’t know much about cell phones.

Apr 6, 2016

Apr 6, 2016

Nick Claussen

Our pets have so much to teach us, and so much poop for us to clean up

As a guy in his mid-40s (I know, I know, I look like I am in my 20s…) I often think that I am a strong, competent adult who is in control…

Jan 31, 2016

Jan 31, 2016

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Movie Time Guru

Maybe The Force is just cranky from being woken up too early

Now that most people who wanted to see the Star Wars movie have already seen it, I thought it was an important time to offer some serious…

Jan 31, 2016

Jan 31, 2016

Nick Claussen

Nick Claussen

Writing about parenting, sports, entertainment, movies and anything else I can think of. Also at nickclaussen.com

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