From the Website of the Centers for Climate Control and Justice (CCC): What is Ecovax? Ecovax is a new vaccine developed by Pfizer as part of its Green Health initiative. It uses the latest mRNA technology to control the spread of carbon dioxide (CO2), a planet-killing pathogen transmitted through your respiratory system. How does it work? Once…

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Authorities at the World Chess Forum (WCF) have announced plans to change the way Chess is played. The following updates will go into effect by the year 2030: All chessboards will be connected to a wireless control grid. Players will move their pieces telekinetically using implants inside their brains. ______________________________________________________________ …

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U.S. — Sleep experts across America are recommending a new, more inclusive bed cushion called Our Pillow. Developed by home goods activist Heather Justice Nightingale, Our Pillow is considered a less selfish choice than My Pillow. Unlike the brand created by My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell, which pampers its customers…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials at The Food and Drug Administration recently approved Pfizer’s BioNTech Vaccine for the undead population, which comprises millions of zombies across the United States. The authorization will further expand the vaccine’s reach to cover every living — and non-living — person in the country. So far…

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