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Noel SpanglerFDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine For Walking DeadWASHINGTON — Officials at The Food and Drug Administration recently approved Pfizer’s BioNTech Vaccine for the undead population, which…Aug 13, 20221Aug 13, 20221