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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Sarcastic Orgasm Threatens the Florida Coast

Algae baby, wasn’t faking the Sargassum

2 min readApr 13, 2024

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Sarcastic Orgasm Threatens the Florida Coast

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Short and Weird

The Twisted Tales of Orgy City — Part 2

Who doesn’t love pretzels?

2 min readMar 29, 2024

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The Twisted Tales of Orgy City — Part 2

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Doctor Funny

The World’s Worst Dr. Seuss Poem

Doctor Doctor, Funny Nunny

3 min readMar 3, 2024

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The World’s Worst Dr. Seuss Poem

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The Pub

Santa’s Five Bold Predictions for the Superbowl

Sports and Shit

2 min readFeb 12, 2024

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Santa’s Five Bold Predictions for the Superbowl

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The Pub

Twas the Night of Tony’s Cheddah

Don’t be forgotten like Magellan the Mellon Hunter

2 min readJan 28, 2024

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Nightcafe AI rendered image of Santa Claus running out of an office building.

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Playtown

Santa Picks His Favorite Letter

The Winner of the Deluded Custodians December Writing Contest

3 min readJan 1, 2024

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Santa Picks His Favorite Letter

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The Pub

Christmas 5 x 10 Prompt Response

5 Christmas Stories, 10 Words each

2 min readDec 24, 2023

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Christmas 5 x 10 Prompt Response

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Playtown

Santa Answers His Letters — 1

Apps, Apples, and Puppies

3 min readDec 24, 2023

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Santa Answers His Letters — 1

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All About M

Guess Who’s Not a Friend of Medium

Get your shit together, Tooth Fairy

2 min readDec 7, 2023

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Guess Who’s Not a Friend of Medium

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Why Santa Is Not an Eco-Terrorist

Climate-friendly alternatives for Santa’s Naughty List

3 min readNov 30, 2023

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Cartoon of Santa Claus sitting in a green chair surrounded by earth-friendly jungle plants

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