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  • When Funbags Become Airbags

    When Funbags Become Airbags

    Life lessons involving a Principal and a not-too-bright arachnid
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    Janet Meisel
    Jul 3
    Missions We’re Not Aborting Thanks to the Brains in SCOTUS

    Missions We’re Not Aborting Thanks to the Brains in SCOTUS

    The Supreme Court really did America a solid
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Jul 3
    The Honker Haikus

    The Honker Haikus

    Inspired by Burg’s dirty little prompt
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    Carlo Zeno
    Jul 3
    All Hail the Floridian Fairy

    All Hail the Floridian Fairy

    and his Magic (Don’t Say Gay) Pixie Dust
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    Sheri Jacobs
    Jul 2
    Boys With Boobs Might Be Just That… Boobs

    Boys With Boobs Might Be Just That… Boobs

    Scientific research determines many things
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    Paul Lander
    Jul 2
    What To Do When Your Writing Becomes Reality

    What To Do When Your Writing Becomes Reality

    It’s about to get scary, but you can be prepared
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    Jennifer McDougall
    Jul 2
    Blame Dr. Funny For This Writing Obscenity

    Blame Dr. Funny For This Writing Obscenity

    For everything else, blame Mitch McConnell
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    Lon Shapiro
    Jul 1
    Brisket & Eggbert’s Movie Review: “Ecstasy Parade”

    Brisket & Eggbert’s Movie Review: “Ecstasy Parade”

    In Theatres Now! (or…Never!)
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    KiKi Walter
    Jul 1
    The Supreme Court Wizards

    The Supreme Court Wizards

    How the Wizards of Washington Are Single-handedly Time Traveling the U.S.
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    Sheri Jacobs
    Jul 1
    Maniacal Sports Fan Takes Ecstasy in Ass; Has Erection Parade

    Maniacal Sports Fan Takes Ecstasy in Ass; Has Erection Parade

    The July Doctor Funny 12-word challenge
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    Christopher Robin
    Jul 1
    Cute Dog Behaviors Explained for This Brave New World

    Cute Dog Behaviors Explained for This Brave New World

    It’s a doggy dog world out there
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Jul 1
    July is “Melons” Month at Doctor Funny

    July is “Melons” Month at Doctor Funny

    But keep your tits to yourself
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 30
    Top Tips For Having Sexy Time If You’re Over 50

    Top Tips For Having Sexy Time If You’re Over 50

    Light the scented candles and complain about the weather
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    Adam Robinson
    Jun 30
    I’m Coming Out!

    I’m Coming Out!

    As Canadian
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    Oscar Rhea
    Jun 30
    “Happy Birthday, Taeyong” — The Top “What’s Happening” Twitter Happening, June 30, 2022

    “Happy Birthday, Taeyong” — The Top “What’s Happening” Twitter Happening, June 30, 2022

    Let’s see what happens, shall we?
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Jun 30
    My GoFundMe Page To Buy A Gun

    My GoFundMe Page To Buy A Gun

    There are over 300 million out there. Santa, where is mine?
    Go to the profile of Warren Turner
    Warren Turner
    Jun 30
    Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    Michael Burg Violated Me 28 Times in One Afternoon

    And I liked it.
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    Uvebruce
    Jun 29
    The January 6 Haikus

    The January 6 Haikus

    Tyrant’s last tanties
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    Carlo Zeno
    Jun 29
    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    Wake Up You Big Goon and Look at These Pictures of Pretty Women

    I love showing my dad pictures of pretty women
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Jun 29
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