My passion is solving crimes, not passion.

Alright, Miss Cornswaithe, you listen up good because I’m only going to say this seven times or so. I’m here to investigate the disappearance of Mr. Harold MacDuff and I’m not interested in any hanky panky whatsoever. This is a purely professional visit, late at night, being conducted in your…

Pat Landers

Writer in LA. Prose humor at pointsincase.com and @SlackjawHumor, excuses via email.

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