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Every triple bogey sucks. Here’s why this one MEGA-sucked

My iPhone is currently sitting at the bottom of a golf course’s pond. Can I have a mulligan?

Jul 6

Every triple bogey sucks. Here’s why this one MEGA-sucked

Jul 6

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Our adult league basketball team totally, completely blew it in the playoffs

How did we lose? HOW DID WE LOSE???????

May 10

Our adult league basketball team totally, completely blew it in the playoffs

May 10

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Sports commentators need to stop using this word all the damn time

Play-by-play announcers and color analysts say this word constantly and I’d enjoy it if they’d stop.

Feb 9

Sports commentators need to stop using this word all the damn time

Feb 9

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I miss being a jersey-wearing, table-punching NFL fan

The days of me not sleeping before NFL games and sweating every transaction are done. That kinda makes me sad.

Jan 12

I miss being a jersey-wearing, table-punching NFL fan

Jan 12

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A half-decent golfer does a full-on review of his latest season

It’s like Spotify wrapped, except it’s a guy you don’t know telling you about the state of his golf game.

Dec 1, 2023

A half-decent golfer does a full-on review of his latest season

Dec 1, 2023

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I had an epiphany during my last session at the driving range

Explaining a truth that I stumbled upon during my recent mid-November range session.

Nov 20, 2023

I had an epiphany during my last session at the driving range

Nov 20, 2023

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I wish I played football so I could’ve done any one of these 36 things on the field

I never played football, but if I did, doing any of these 36 things would give me lots o’ joy.

Nov 5, 2023

I wish I played football so I could’ve done any one of these 36 things on the field

Nov 5, 2023

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You won’t believe what we went through to hang this godforsaken piece of artwork

If you suck at household chores, this story will make you feel better. So much better.

Oct 25, 2023

You won’t believe what we went through to hang this godforsaken piece of artwork

Oct 25, 2023

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Birdies are extra satisfying when they also serve as a huge middle finger

I got to own a par 4 AND own a stranger in my group, too.

Sep 15, 2023

Birdies are extra satisfying when they also serve as a huge middle finger

Sep 15, 2023

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Every golfer has a home course. Let me tell you about mine

An ode to Needwood Golf Course, the place where I’m most comfy playing this ridiculous game.

Aug 21, 2023

Every golfer has a home course. Let me tell you about mine

Aug 21, 2023

Pete Hailey

Pete Hailey

A decent writer/decent golfer aiming to produce worthwhile stories about the world's most addicting, vexing sport (and sometimes I write other stuff)

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